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TONIGHT! Planes • August 26th, 2015

TONIGHT! Wednesday, August 26th, 2015 from 9pm until midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Wooden Planes
$3 Processing fee, please
$4 Drink Specials: Something special in the air…

CRAFTNIGHT CAMPFIRE RESORT HAS YOUR LEISURE TIME IN MIND >>>>

You need to get away, you need to soar the friendly skies, fly among the clouds and marvel at all the tiny shadows on the earth. Paint the wooden fuselage on your winged dream, hang it from the ceiling and let it inspire your travel plans for the future.

We are just about to September, and I’m not sure how that happened, but we’ll be ready, with corks and paper and glue.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

Posted by jp on August 26, 2015 in Assembly Craft, Painting Craft

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Tags: paint, planes, summer, wood

Your NEW Pet Rock! • August 19th, 2015

August 18

This Wednesday, August 19th, 2015 from 9pm until midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Your NEW Pet Rock!
$3 Processing fee, please
$4 Drink Specials: Reassuringly inexpensive
DIRTY BET YER BOTTOM BINGO COMING UP NEXT TUESDAY! READ BELOW FOR DETAILS!!!

CRAFTNIGHT CAMPFIRE RESORT HAS AIR CONDITIONING!!!

Feeling like you’d like a friend around the house that will give you the least amount of mess and the greatest amount of fun? Make a pet rock at Akbar!
A pet rock won’t wake you up at night or in the morning. A pet rock will remain loyal and true. Landlords LOVE pet rocks, pet rocks are quiet, they are very cheap to feed, and if you accidentally leave it in the closet for six months, it’ll be fine! Almost no maintenance is required to keep a pet rock!
You can give your pet rock the attributes you have always wanted in a pet. You can give it a bonnet, a pair of wingtips, you can fashion a pair of eyeglasses for your pet rock! There will be paint, and fabric, shiny pretty tidbits with which to decorate at will.
You can even take your pet rock to the vet… but you might have kind of a weird time if you do.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

PS- We will also have Resort badges for anyone who wants to earn them. You can get this week’s limited edition badges-, and you can also earn the Angie Cho Badge, the campfire badge, the Kenefick Mind Pavilion badge, and who knows what else…

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

HOT AUGUST NIGHTS

CRAFTNIGHT RESORT’S UPCOMING CRAFTS:
PLANES!
PAPER CRAFTS!
CORK CRAFTS!

BET YER BOTTOM BINGO ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!
AUGUST 25th • 8pm – 10pm • AKBAR • 50 Cents a Card ••••• What are we doing? NASTY BINGO!!! The night will sparkle with prurient pervy splendor! Prizes from The Pleasure Chest and The Stockroom, as well as big bottles o’ booze will be ready for you, so don’t be shy, gather all that loose change and come gamble at the gay bar!

HOT AUGUST NIGHTS

CRAFTNIGHT RESORT’S UPCOMING CRAFTS:
****** August 12th – Mousetrap Magnets with Camp Counselor and CraftNIght Lieutenant, Veronica LeBron!
***** August 19th – Wooden Planes! You Paint and Decorate!
***** Cork Crafts, Sewing Crafts, Assembly Crafts! Coming Up!

BET YER BOTTOM BINGO ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!
What are we doing? DIRTY BINGO!!! Special pervy prizes for the ones we love! AUGUST 25th • 8pm – 10pm • AKBAR

Posted by jp on August 18, 2015 in Multi-Variety Craft, Painting Craft

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Tags: low maintenance, pets, rocks

Snappy Trappy DIY Note Holders • August 12th, 2015

August 11

This Wednesday, August 12th, 2015 from 9pm until midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Snappy Trappy DIY Note Holders with CraftNight Resport Counselor and Lieutenant, Vero LeBron!
RUMOR: The S’MORE GNOME WILL BE VISITING!!! (Want a s’more?)
$3 Processing fee, please
$4 Drink Specials: Mama said there’d be days like this…

CRAFTNIGHT CAMPFIRE RESORT IS !

A Rip-roarin’ rustic craft project awaits you this week, one you can really sink your teeth into, one that’s pretty ingenious, thanks to Vero Lebron, who will be leading this week’s CraftNIght! She will take you through the steps to help you make the coolest note holder YET. You’ll be turning an every day object into a fabulous note holder!

Paint it, decorate it, put a magnet on the back of it, voila, your snappy trappy note holder will hold all of those annoying loose papers in the kitchen! It’s a spot for receipts, a place for wayward postcards, you can keep one on your desk to keep track of forms!

Also, the S’more Gnome will be with us this Wednesday evening, making sure your sweet tooth is well-attended and given enough marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate. Nothing says summer fun like s’mores! You can tell everyone you went camping and you never went outside. If you TRY our “archery” game and you get a bullseye, you will a FREE DRINK!!!

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

PS- We will also have Resort badges for anyone who wants to earn them. You can get this week’s limited edition badgex-, and you can also earn the Angie Cho Badge, the campfire badge, the Kenefick Mind Pavilion badge, and who knows what else…

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

HOT AUGUST NIGHTS

CRAFTNIGHT RESORT’S UPCOMING CRAFTS:
***** August 19th – Wooden Planes! You Paint and Decorate!
***** Cork Crafts, Sewing Crafts, Assembly Crafts! Coming Up!
***** Origami for your LIFE, simple and complicated paper projects!

BET YER BOTTOM BINGO ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!
AUGUST 25th • 8pm – 10pm • AKBAR • 50 Cents a Card ••••• What are we doing? NASTY BINGO!!! The night will sparkle with prurient pervy splendor! Prizes from The Pleasure Chest and The Stockroom, as well as big bottles o’ booze will be ready for you, so don’t be shy, gather all that loose change and come gamble at the gay bar!

Posted by jp on August 11, 2015 in Messy Craft, Painting Craft

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Tags: DIY, note holder, painting, Traps, Vero, wood

Ant Plane Caterpillar: Choose! • March 18th, 2015

March 16

This Wednesday March 18th, 2015 from 9pm until midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Noteholders in THREE varieties! Ant, Plane, Caterpillar!
$3 Processing fee, please
$4 Drink Specials! Your Springtime Cocktail Headquarters.

Don’t just stand there like a ninny with your notes in your hands, MAKE A NOTE HOLDER!
You’ll have three different possibilities:

ADORABLE ANTS – Ants are associated with diligence, cooperation and industry. They can also stand for social conformity and mass action. This one is a twee little kit with puffballs and googly eyes, a clip and a magnet for you to attach to the ant. It works! It’s an ant, it’s very anty.

PLEASING PLANES – Say you want your notes to be held in a higher consciousness, this plane note holder is perfect for that! Remind yourself daily of the aspirations you have and new heights to which you are headed! The plane note holders are red, yellow and blue, and are just the sort of bright thing to brighten up a fridge or dungeon lair.

CUDDLY CATERPILLARS – If you want your note holder to carry an aura that signifies an era of change, this is the one for you. People come to Los Angeles to become themselves, and this note holder can remind you daily that you manifest each day as you choose. Comes with a leaf for the caterpillar to sit on, it’s a real humdinger!

Coming Up
• March 24th >>> Bet Yer Bottom Bingo! 8pm – 10pm [Girls, Boys, Balls, Booze, Prizes!]
• APRIL 1st >>> Bunny Necklaces and EGG HUNT! Special Prizes… if you can find ’em!
* April 26th >>> Your Craft Captain is getting married, come to the reception at AKBAR!!! Bring your friends and celebrate Lesbian LOVE! There will be karaoke from 8 to 10, dancing, drink specials, lesbian antics, entertainment and legally wedded bliss. 8:30pm until 1:45am Woooo!!!!

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

Posted by jp on March 16, 2015 in Painting Craft

Wooden Disguises • March 11th, 2015

March 10

This Wednesday March 11th, 2015 from 9pm until midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Wooden Disguises for Your Exotic, Mysterious Life!
$3 Processing fee, please
$4 Drink Specials, everyone gets more lovely with each sip!

You see someone walking down the street that you do NOT want to see. There are no trashcans or cars or walls for you to duck behind, they are walking toward you, leaning forward, searching for recognition. Quick! Rustle around in your rucksack and pull out your trusty disguise, it’s made of wood, and it looks like a robot, kitty, puppy or butterfly! Expertly you hide your face behind the themed facade, and the opposite party shrugs and walks on by thinking “Huh, to think it could’ve been…”

You will fool anybody and everybody with this wooden disguise mask. Reconnaissance has never been this easy! Fool someone into thinking you aren’t in the room, go incognito to avoid press detection, go undercover in your city to fight for justice!

In other news, it’s NATIONAL CRAFT MONTH so we’re kicking up our heels and feeling rather snazzy, having been at the Craft Table for going on 13 years now, how about that? There will be small but mighty surprises for March’s CraftNight crafters, mark my words.

Other March highlights are: Irish-American Heritage Month, Quinoa Month, National Frozen Food Month and “Mad for Plaid” Month.

Coming Up
• March 24th >>> Bet Yer Bottom Bingo! 8pm – 10pm [Girls, Boys, Balls, Booze, Prizes!]
* April 26th >>> Your Craft Captain is getting married, come to the reception at AKBAR!!! Bring your friends and celebrate Lesbian LOVE! There will be karaoke from 8 to 10, dancing, drink specials, lesbian antics, entertainment and legally wedded bliss. 8:30pm until 1:45am Woooo!!!!

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

Posted by jp on March 10, 2015 in Messy Craft, Painting Craft

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TONIGHT! Planes • August 26th, 2015

Your NEW Pet Rock! • August 19th, 2015

Snappy Trappy DIY Note Holders • August 12th, 2015

Ant Plane Caterpillar: Choose! • March 18th, 2015

Wooden Disguises • March 11th, 2015

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