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Tonight, CraftNight scoots over to allow the parade of beautiful beasts and fairies who will decorate the dance floor on tonight’s Thanksgiving Eve, as is our yearly tradition. We’ll return next week with our regularly scheduled program, and instead, for the moment, give thanks right here on this little crafting bulletin.

1.) Akbar – This long-lasting legendary landmark of gay goodness continues to be the cornerstone and gateway to Silverlake. It’s the homo “Cheers” where everybody knows your name, and they’re always glad you came. Free of pretense and nonsense, this place with its potent cocktails, easygoing attitude and analog hospitality is a refreshing break from the pumped up loathsome frenetic pace of other bars. Akbar will always be kind of dirty, very lovely and always inviting, just like you love your suitors! Long live Akbar, always choose Akbar, because you’ve got a reputation to keep!

2.) Making the President Do a Really Weird Job Every Thanksgiving – Truman was the first president to not have that second complimentary turkey slaughtered. But then it started becoming a “thing” and every subsequent president had to not eat the second turkey. Bush Senior actually issued one of the turkeys an official presidential pardon, and yep, ever since then, our nation’s president goes through this trippy ritual of talking to a turkey, issuing it a pardon, and then sending it off to a ranch to live out the rest of its life in relative royalty.

3.) 11 Years of CraftNight, and Counting – Mr. Joe T of Mr. T’s Bowl in Highland Park, when he was 87 years old, put his hand on my shoulder and said “JP get out there and LEAD those people!” Joe T is no longer with us, but he elected me to captain the crafts, and that is what I do, thanks to him. CraftNight serves to bring out the old-fashioned energy and joy of a taffy pull or a sewing circle. Cultivating an atmosphere of bohemia and great cordiality is the key, crafts, cocktails and music makes it all come together!

4.) The People The People – Whether one is a complete misanthrope, or a social butterfly, it cannot be denied that the people who surround us, from acquaintances to the casual friends, to the old friends, new family and old family, one’s life has undoubtedly, even secretly or unknowingly been touched by someone who gave a damn. To give a damn is where it’s at, even if everybody drives you crazy. Stuff you make or do or say just bounces off nothing otherwise, and then you’re just twiddling your thumbs in the kingdom of naval gazing.

5.) Black Friday – The annual and most intense and conspicuous example of American consumerism will hit its fever pitch in a flurry of rabid shoppers and frightened retail workers this November 23rd. To this I say, why not spend Friday with a plateful of leftovers and laziness? How about the gift of quality time and buying nothing? MAKE LOVE, NOT SHOP ! • MAKE ART, NOT SHOP!   Our economy is crappy, and its true that we need to buy stuff to help it get going, and I understand the thrill ofthe hunt and elbowing people to get to a cashmere scarf. But Black Friday has come to embody sheer madness, involving strife, avarice and depraved behavior that erases all the good energy that came with GIVING THANKS. So you know, if it’s your jam, stay in on Black Friday, go nowhere and cuddle the cat, knit a wig, write your Auntie a long letter, pinch a cute butt cheek and invite it to dinner, call the friends and lay around in your pajamas watching bad rom coms, it’s activism.

And there you have it, some things to ruminate on, to be thankful for, and if you made it this far, I’m thankful you joined me for the list! We’ll return next week with some very exciting guests who want to help you craft, it’s THE CRAFT LADIES! We’ll be playing some of their episodes on the Akbar JumboTron and making toilet paper tube owls and some other wise winter birds.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.akbarsilverlake.com

www.crafthead.com

Wednesday November 7th, 2012 from 9pm – 12-ish at Akbar it’s CRAFTNIGHT!
Project: Fall Craft Surprise
$2 Donation ever so strongly encouraged 
$4 Cosmopolitan Drink Special: Think Outside the Glass. 

Wednesday is after Tuesday, and for weeks upon weeks upon weeks we’ve been hearing about Tuesday, and whatever happens on Tuesday… will effect Wednesday. Who knows what mood we’ll all be in, or where tomorrow will take us, but one thing’s for sure: there will be crafts. Crafts will be there whether you are gnashing your teeth or walking on air, you’ll come in, sit down, have a beverage and a craft and unwind from the midweek mulligrubs. I haven’t yet decided where our crafting adventure will go, but it will be a Fall craft, this is my only news as far as theme.

The air should be cooler than the ridiculous 92 degrees of Monday… that was uncalled for! Wednesday will be right on the cusp of some crazy cold front that will move in and give us a lovely November chill. The week after this one, we’re making hand turkeys, and the week after that, well, you won’t be greeted by craft supplies, but torridly dancing hot hunks on the dance floor with the Bears in Space doing “PIE.” Don’t worry, I’ll remind you again. There’s a lot to think about right now.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com