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Heart-Shaped Dream Catcher • Feb 6th, 2019

February 05

CRAFTNIGHT! AKBAR! • Wed. Feb 6th, 2019 • Dream Catcher!

This week marks a brave and spirited RETURN from the dreaded flu! Ugh it was so terrible, but NOW we’re back and ready to reboot for February!

I bring you: a string-wire craft that you can hang anywhere you like! It’ll catch love dreams, and make metaphorical love cookies for you and your world.

Matters of the heart come up in February. Some people like this, some people don’t like this. Love is complicated. But all hearts have dreams, all hearts have goals, even if they are unknown to the brain. In this case, with this craft, we focus on your heart’s desire.

Do you desire work? Do you desire play? Do you desire a way of living that has eluded you, or an exploration you’ve never considered? Does your heart yearn for newer questions, or a return to some of the known ways and methods of doing life? Does your heart wish for fervor, wide open spaces, cozy pillows, or a very warm hot tub while the snow falls? All of it?

Many have been quick to embrace the age-old, pissed off viewpoint that Valentine’s Day was invented by corporate offices to sell landfill items to guilty romance participants. And if that is the case… does it make you that angry? Or is the indignant posture towards the corporations just another way to shield your heart from finding its true love? To be clear, humans have been screwing things up for over 21 thousand years, so honestly, who CARES if there’s a corporate angle on love, one cannot honestly be surprised. Corporations are a weak adversary to love, they are nothing compared to your own intricate, passionate thought system.

What am I saying? Let’s get out of our own way and have some lovin’ fun this month.

See you at the Craft Table, JP Craft Captain

FEBRUARY FUN YAHHHHHH!!! (Upcoming Thangs)

  • February 6th – This WEEK! Heart-Shaped Dream Catcher
  • February 13th – The CraftNight LOVE-IN!!! (Special Event!)
  • February 20th – Paint-a-Penguin!
  • February 25th – JP Hosts “Bet Yer Bottom Bingo!” • Akbar • 7:30pm
  • February 27th – Shrinky Dinks! CraftNight Winter CLASSIC!

TONIGHT!

JP CALLS LOTERIA @The Mermaid!!! February 5th!!! 9pm – Wanna know more? Here’s a handy LINK!

CLOSING WEEKEND! Greater Than @ Son of Semele Theater! ONE SHOW LEFT (TIX)

> GREATER THAN | C-105 Collective
A woman who has it all just wants one teensy thing more, but her greed sets off a cosmic chain of events that she cannot control. This original musical takes us from an underwater ballet in the deepest parts of the ocean to somewhere beyond the sky and reminds us of what is right in front of us. Find Out More/Get Tix

The CraftNight Love-In! February 13th! Whole lotta lovin’ Here’s a handy LINK!

JP Happy Hours: Mondays from 4pm to 9pm, come in to Akbar and enjoy an authentic lesbian cocktail at the world’s best gay bar on the corner of Sunset and Fountain!

 

Posted by on February 5, 2019 in Assembly Craft

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NO CRAFTS THIS WEEK • Jan 30th, 2019

January 28

NO CRAFTS TONIGHT! • Wed. Jan 30th, 2019 • FLU!!!

Well, we started off so fine, with a protest poster painting party, and winter crafts, and then… flu. It’s a doozy, this illness, I am on day 12, and each day is a little better, but I’d like to make sure I’m fully healed before getting back to runnin’ things.

CraftNight WILL RETURN on February 6th with vim and vigor, quality and hospitality, and of course, colorful puffballs, shiny gems and sparkly doodads at your service.

Meanwhile, if you have developed a sore throat and head congestion, GET THAT REST as best you can. If you have what I and many others have caught, it is a devious little morphing virus. Changing its symptoms and fooling you into thinking it’s waning, this nefarious infection can flatten you with a last-minute surprise attack of muscle aches, fatigue, and debilitating throat pain.

The CDC reports that Flu is widespread for the Los Angeles area right now so: Watch yourself, wash yer hands, get yer rest, drink yer juice, Shelby.

See you at the Craft Table, JP Craft Captain

EVERYTHING’S COMING UP ROSES (in January/February)

  • February 5th – JP Calls Loteria at The Mermaid! (see below)
  • February 6th – Heart-Shaped Dream Catcher
  • JP Puppeteers in Greater Than w/superstar cast @Son of Semele Theater!
  • February 13th – The CraftNight LOVE-IN!!! (Special Event!)
  • February 20th – Paint-a-Penguin 
  • February 27th – Shrinky Dinks! 

Feb 9th and 10th! @ Son of Semele Theater! COME SEE DA SHOW!!!

> GREATER THAN | C-105 Collective
A woman who has it all just wants one teensy thing more, but her greed sets off a cosmic chain of events that she cannot control. This original musical takes us from an underwater ballet in the deepest parts of the ocean to somewhere beyond the sky and reminds us of what is right in front of us. Find Out More/Get Tix

The CraftNight Love-In! February 13th! Whole lotta lovin’ Here’s a handy LINK!

Comin’ Up in February: La Sirena Loteria!!!

JP CALLS LOTERIA @The Mermaid!!! February 5th!!! 9pm – Wanna know more? Here’s a handy LINK!

 

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TONIGHT! Winter Welcome Decor Craft • Jan 23rd, 2019

January 23

CRAFTNIGHT! AKBAR! • Wed. Jan 23rd, 2019 • Winter Welcome!

Tonight! Winter Welcome Craft! What’s that exactly? It’s these things I ordered online thinking “those are cool, I like those” and they got here and… they’re not just cool, they’re WONDERFUL! It’s a happy accident, this craft is kinda like a wreath thingy that’s snow-themed so it’s for the solstice, and it’s still butt-cold outside, so it’s quite relevant to our life and times. No, we aren’t the east coast, but we DID just have four days of showers, and it’s still a bit nippy out for these parts!

In my stead tonight, hosting CraftNight, will be CraftNight Lieutenant, Lucy! She’ll hand you your supplies to get started and there will be a fine assortment of other baubles and bits to make your winter craft uniquely yours! Hang it on the door, hang it on a car, hang it anywhere you want to brighten someone’s winter snowflake cozy feelings!

See you at the Craft Table, JP Craft Captain

OPENING TONIGHT! 8pm @ Son of Semele Theater! COME SEE DA SHOW!!!

> GREATER THAN | C-105 Collective
A woman who has it all just wants one teensy thing more, but her greed sets off a cosmic chain of events that she cannot control. This original musical takes us from an underwater ballet in the deepest parts of the ocean to somewhere beyond the sky and reminds us of what is right in front of us. Find Out More/Get Tix

EVERYTHING’S COMING UP ROSES (in January)

  • Jan 30th – Chinese New Year Craft
  • February 6th – Heart-Shaped Dream Catcher
  • February 13th – The CraftNight LOVE-IN!!! (Special Event!)

The CraftNight Love-In! February 13th! Whole lotta lovin’ Here’s a handy LINK!

BET YER BOTTOM BINGO January 28th!!! Wanna know more? Here’s a handy LINK!

Comin’ Up in February: La Sirena Loteria!!!

JP CALLS LOTERIA @The Mermaid!!! February 5th!!! 9pm – Wanna know more? Here’s a handy LINK!

 

Posted by on January 23, 2019 in Assembly Craft, EZ Craft

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Protest Poster Party for Women’s March 2019 • Jan 16th, 2019

January 15

CRAFTNIGHT! AKBAR! • Wed. Jan 16th, 2019 • Protest Posters!

This week, CraftNight opens its doors for Teachers who need to refresh their strike signs, as well as people prepping for the LA Women’s March happening in DTLA this upcoming weekend (JAN 19th).

We’ll have ALL the sign supplies for you to use, from markers to paints, cardboard etc. so that you can show your displeasure with the DUMBNESS of the LA Unified School District, the wall-obsessed non-negotiator cheeto in chief, and many other items in the catalogue of terrible currently crumbling the city and the nation.

There are so MANY reasons to march, so many reasons to make a sign, like:

  • Ruth Bader Ginsburg FEEL BETTER NOW PLEASE THANK YOU
  • We Stand With Our LA Teachers
  • End the F*CKING ShutDown Already
  • FBI in Yer Eye Collusion-Crazy CheetoHead
  • The BLUE WAVE is coming! Gonna drown you 2020 (vote!!!)
  • Walls are NOT the Answer
  • Republicans Raised the Federal deficit to ONE TRILLION
  • Trump Family = Russian Nesting Dolls

See you at the Craft Table, JP Craft Captain

Learn more on FB Event and RSVP if you can, it helps me figure out how much to spend on supplies!

EVERYTHING’S COMING UP ROSES (in January)

  • Jan 23rd – Welcome Winter Solstice Wreath Craft 
  • Jan 30th – Chinese New Year Craft
  • February 6th – Heart-Shaped Dream Catcher
  • February 13th – The CraftNight LOVE-IN!!! (Special Event!)

BET YER BOTTOM BINGO January 28th!!! Wanna know more? Here’s a handy LINK!

I’m in a Show (puppeteering) at Son of Semele in Jan/Feb! Come SEE! Sibyl wrote it, Katie’s building all the things, everybody’s SO GOOD!  

> GREATER THAN | C-105 Collective
A woman who has it all just wants one teensy thing more, but her greed sets off a cosmic chain of events that she cannot control. This original musical takes us from an underwater ballet in the deepest parts of the ocean to somewhere beyond the sky and reminds us of what is right in front of us. Find Out More/Get Tix

Comin’ Up in February: La Sirena Loteria!!!

JP CALLS LOTERIA @The Mermaid!!! February 5th!!! 9pm – Wanna know more? Here’s a handy LINK!

 

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First CraftNight of 2019 • Jan 9th, 2019

January 08

CRAFTNIGHT! AKBAR! • Wed. Jan 9th, 2019 • Fanceh Boxes! • $3

We’re BACK! It’s been a lovely hiatus, with soups, stews, wintry weather movie watching, and glorious, well-earned NAPS! Our first craft of 2019 is FANCY BOXES! Awhile ago, on my uncharted expeditions through the crafting countryside, I found a BUNCH of tiny little hinged boxes: unpainted! EXCITEMENT!!! There were so many different kinds! I scooped ’em UP! Some of them have rounder lids, others have a small screen lid, some are streamlined and modern, others are more complex. They’re ADORABLE and they’re also DURABLE! I’ve got 24 of these tiny beauties, perfect for storing small treasures.

There will be paint, and gems, and other types of decor for you to use in customizing your box to your heart’s content. It’s the perfect little gift to make and give to a friend, put a little treat inside! Or: Keep for yourself! Put your ring in it, or store your earrings, or keep it full of orange TicTacs for when you want to impress guests. Guests are almost ALWAYS impressed by orange TicTacs, especially in abundance.

What a thrill to see you again, in a new year, full of possibilities and beginnings. Remember that, while it is a new year, best not to get TOO sensible in hitting all those targets of practicality. Spontaneity, curiosity, and being kind are often eschewed as being kind of “not sensible” in our world of planned and expected protocol. In other words, make the phone call, say yes to the unplanned coffee with a friend, walk/ride/drive/fly home a different route, consider what lies behind hesitation, and strive to trust some of those impulses you have. What is truly possible? FIND OUT!

See you at the Craft Table, JP Craft Captain

EVERYTHING’S COMING UP ROSES (in January)

  • CRAFTS: Jan 16th – Winter Welcome Door Decoration Thinger
  • Jan 23rd – Paint-a-Penguin 
  • Jan 30th – Chinese New Year Craft
  • February 6th – Heart-Shaped Dream Catcher
  • February 13th – The CraftNight LOVE-IN!!! (Special Event!)

BET YER BOTTOM BINGO January 28th!!! Wanna know more? Here’s a handy LINK!

I’m in a Show (puppeteering) at Son of Semele in Jan/Feb! Come SEE! Sibyl wrote it, Katie’s building all the things, everybody’s SO GOOD!  

> GREATER THAN | C-105 Collective
A woman who has it all just wants one teensy thing more, but her greed sets off a cosmic chain of events that she cannot control. This original musical takes us from an underwater ballet in the deepest parts of the ocean to somewhere beyond the sky and reminds us of what is right in front of us. Find Out More/Get Tix

 

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