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Magic Coin Purse • September 10th, 2014

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TONIGHT! 9pm to 12-ish (or later) at Akbar it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Magic Custom Coin Purse! Make MILLIONS!
Processing Fee: $2 suggested donation, por favor
Drink Special: $4 Ginger Beer and Whiskey, what we call “The Lyla”

Dan Fracktenbach decorated a coin purse at CraftNight, creating a reliable source of income in as little as 30 minutes a day, no more worries about recessions or job losses!

Gail Crepchlavoskki gained MAD capital with her Magic CraftNight Coin Purse and banished stress from volatile and plunging markets!

Billy Floddlebloff worked the finance system using his Magic CraftNight Coin Purse and earned up to $150,000.00 this year without having to do any planning or research or effort! He just put the magic coin purse on the counter, did a small yodel, took a nap and woke up to CASH CASH CASH!

This is not a get-rich-quick scam, this is MAGIC! Buy this coin purse and decorate it to your own specifications and watch the money start rolling in, it’s INCREDIBLE!

See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com
www.akbarsilverlake.com

 

Posted by on September 10, 2014 in Painting Craft

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Your Number One Fan • August 13th, 2014

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This Wednesday, August 13th, 2014 from 9pm until midnight (or later) it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Paint-a-Wooden-Fan
Processing Fee: $2
$4 Drink Special: I think we have some new ones, we need you in here for “quality control” on verifying this statement, won’t you visit? 

It’s kind of getting hot, wouldn’t you agree? It’s the type of hot where the sun’s rays shine down on one of your arms, and it practically feels like the sun is trying to dissect your arm. These are ultra-summer sunshine rays, almost prickly with an invasive intrusive “I AM THE SUN, DAMMIT!!!” kind of vibe that’s beyond scary. Friends from out of town think you’re categorically insane to live here, they do not understand Hot August Heat in Los Angeles.

We specialize in co-existing with the sun here in our vast metropolis! Observe the tiny senior citizens bopping around town with their parasols and giant visor hats and wrap-around sunglasses, they totally know what they’re doing.

We want you to be prepared, because the hotter it gets, the more our city’s air-conditioning hits an all-time absent-minded high, and the stuff is blowing out vents so voraciously, you develop rock formations in your nostrils. And then brown-outs and black-outs plague the city.

When this happens, take out your NUMBER ONE FAN that you painted at CraftNight! This handy-dandy keepsake will always offer a bit of relief from the stagnant smoggy air surrounding you in the wake of a traffic jam with no AC, or just when you’re standing around in line for “Let’s Make a Deal” outside CBS Studios.

You can really go any way you want with this wooden fan, you can go über fancy, or put quippy little messages on it, draw faces all over it, make one for a friend, there are unbounded possibilities. We’ve made the foldy paper fans before, but not these, they remind me of something you’d use at some kind of revival in an old-timey dance hall.

Also we seem to be following some kind of trend in making crafts that are weirdly useful, a flavor of the month I usually renounce on principal in the age of artisan mustard and brill creme made from goldfish tears, so get it while it lasts.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

 

Posted by on August 12, 2014 in Painting Craft

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TONIGHT! Canvas Key Valet/Catchall • August 6th, 2014

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TONIGHT! Wednesday, August 6th, 2014 from 9pm until midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Canvas Key Valet/Catchall
Processing Fee: $2
$4 Drink Special: The Lyla, Be exceptional, have a Lyla in your cup! 
Note: Gothtober’s Moon Beckons You, Apply Now!

You know how you get home and plop your wallet, sunglasses and keys and cell phone down somewhere and then spend waaaaay too much time trying to find them again later, next time you’re trying to leave?
Maybe you have a key hook or something like that, and such scenarios never happen to  you.
Whatever the case, this canvas, paintable key valet is actually USEFUL and we almost never make “useful” crafts around here, I try to have us make things that have no general purpose to shake things up, but this time even I couldn’t help it. I want one of these things!
Never lose your keys again!
Have a place to put your stuff at the end of the day! It’s a little tray you snap together, but you can paint a design on it, quite lovely and, dare I say, eerily functional.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

 

Posted by on August 6, 2014 in Painting Craft

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Necklace Envy • Camp CraftNight • June 25th, 2014

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This Wednesday, June 25th, 2014 from 9pm until midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Necklace Envy 
$2 Processing fee, please
$4 Drink Special: “The Lyla” • Do what tastes right. 
**** Special Note: Wanna sell some ART at the SparkleBlob Art Action? Make a little dough and support CraftNight, along with SparkleBlob’s other programs! Now accepting submissions through July 15th!

Ahhhh Summer is HERE!

RIGHT NOW we have a plan for you to look fahhhhhhbulous with your new necklace you’ll make here at CraftNight. We have cocktails, we have air conditioning, we have music and fun and enough artsy fartsy necklace supplies to make your mind explode. If you’re going to be wearing that summer dress or that hawt muscle shirt, you’ve got to accessorize! As part of our summer program, Camp CraftNight is here to help you with your summer couture. Once you start attending those summer pool parties with your home made necklace, you’ll be the envy of the crowds, and maybe someone will purchase a piña colada in your honor, just for you.

Summertime means it’s time to get that bizarre suntan on your face from wearing sunglasses! It’s time to chase down the popsicle truck at 8:30 at night! The arrival of summer solstice means that EVERYONE is wearing sandals! Skimpy outfits are everywhere, and everything smells like BO, skin, deodorant, sunscreen, bay rum, or fruity body wash!

It’s time for fruit and tiny little pretzel sticks and salads and endless snacking, and margaritas, and forgetting what time it is because the days are so long! It’s time for grilled veggies, beaches, bonfires, time for baseball games, fireworks, iced  coffee and banana creme pie. It is officially the season of leisure, and even though some of you are working too hard, please try to find us, we are your oasis. 

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.akbarsilverlake.com
www.crafthead.com

 

Posted by on June 25, 2014 in Assembly Craft, Painting Craft

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Jigsaw Puzzle and Creativity Hacks for Outside CraftNight • June 18th, 2014

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This Wednesday, June 18th, 2014 from 9pm until midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Jigsaw Puzzle Shuffle! 
$2 Processing fee, please
$4 Drink Special: “The Lyla” • LYLA: The sassiest four letter word on heels!

This week’s craft is an exciting BLANK jigsaw puzzle for you to play with! You can write a secret message on it on one side, paint a picture on the other side and send it to someone special! You can paint the pieces, punch holes in ’em and make a necklace! You can build a pictorial mosaic using the pieces to build an entirely different visual experience! You can turn each individual puzzle piece into a trippy googly-eyed space monster! I love this project, hope you’ll come in and try it!

CraftNight is kind of the mini-masters degree in art you always wanted, except tuition is only $2!
NOTHING costs $2!
In fact, if two bucks blew out of your wallet across the street, you’d probably just watch it blow away. It’s not even worth typing this much about $2 to get you to understand what an incredible value two dollars is when a gallon of gas is almost five dollars.

Last week I told you how to let your brain be more free at CraftNight. In my continuing quest to eschew the 148-character-obsessed culture, I shall now give you another long-winded set of helpful tips for Creativity outside of CraftNight. These concepts are great for home and office!

1.) CARVE OUT THE TIME
If you lament that there is no time to make things and do stuff, you are right!  It won’t happen unless you make it a priority. Schedule creative time like it’s an appointment. All those unfinished awesome projects on the shelves aren’t going to magically pop up and start making themselves.

2.) GUARD THE TIME
The more seriously you take the time you scheduled, the more your brain can chill out and know it has a place to rest and experiment. It’s like taking your brain to the dog park, except it’s a brain park. Or imagine you have “a class every Monday night” and make sure you don’t let in any interruptions like Facebook, Cell Phones, or Game of Thrones.

3.) DO IT EVERY WEEK
Or do it every night, or every 20 minutes of every morning, you catch my drift? Make a practice of this time, whether it’s writing, sculpting, playing the banjo, doodling, learning code, make it a routine, and you’ll really start to like it.

4.) TELL YOUR PALS
You’ll be surprised when you tell your friends/family that you’re doing this, they’ll almost always support your endeavors and ask you about it from time to time. That kind of stuff helps bolster the commitment you have to your creative time, and it also could open the door to creative collaboration.

5.) JUST START ALREADY
Sure, clear some space to work, and a little procrastination is fine, but don’t over-clean, over-buy, over-prepare yourself into thinking you need to be “ready” to create. You don’t need a NEW guitar or a bunch of different oil paints or a pristine working environment, you are ready NOW.

6.) EVERYONE IS CREATIVE AND SO ARE YOU
You don’t have to be an alcoholic slut-wagon drama queen manic depressive to be creative. You don’t have to be a calendar-carrying, schedule freak, 16-hour-a-day work ethic, ambition-hog to be creative. You don’t have to wear a beret, grow scraggly facial hair or stay up until 3am in Paris. You can be all or none of it! Stereotypes are just that: oversimplified fixed formulas. If you don’t feel like being creative, that’s also something that creative people do. There’s no way to be except to just begin.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.akbarsilverlake.com
www.crafthead.com

 

Posted by on June 17, 2014 in Painting Craft

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