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TONIGHT! Wednesday, August 4th, 2010 from 9pm – midnight at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: (fake) Marshmallow Cowboys!!! $2 processing fee, please!

Who said bigotry was all the rage? PROP 8 BIT THE DUST TODAY!!!

Here are some places you can go to support today’s victory:

Los Angeles Prop 8 Rally (West Hollywood) 6pm – 8pm • West Hollywood Park 647 N San Vicente Blvd. West Hollywood, CA 90069

Latino Equality Alliance’s Community Prayer for Social Justice 8pm – 10pm • Olvera Street, Downtown Los Angeles

Events in Long Beach, Inland Empire, Palm Springs, SF, etc.

And, obviously, it doesn’t end here, we’ve got November coming up, and all that stuff, so roll up yer sleeves and get ready to defend some civil rights!

ON THAT NOTE:
We’re making cowboys. I thought they were cute. They are cute. They have this kind of weird “fake marshmallow” thing happening which I don’t quite understand, but am ready to embrace. I used to think it was kind of dumb, using “fake” marshmallows to make stuff, but I’m changing my tune. There’s a lot of room here, on the open craft plain it doesn’t HAVE to be a cowboy, it can be a COWGIRL, or you can change it to some dude rancher from Australia, or reverse the whole thing and take the pieces and make them into a hovercraft! Whatever you want to do, we’re here to make it happen.

Cowboys are so old-fashioned, and not perfect, but they sure do have good hats. The archetype of the cowboy’s rugged individualism (and screwed up Manifest Destiny that goes along with that) is deeply engrained in the American psyche. Again, like with the weird “fake marshmallow” craft thing, I’m not sure how poking and prodding cows from one end of the country to the other results in a higher moral consciousness, but like many things that make no sense at all, here we are. OG Cowboy code subscribes to being a good worker, being gentle with children, the elderly and animals, being a patriot, not advocating or possessing racially or religiously intolerant ideas… you can see how this code can be twirled into anyone’s ethical standards. Nobody ever seems to talk about how dirty cowboys really are, how they smell like BO and horse turds, how they have horrible manners and cheat at cards. The fallibility and courage of the cowboy is perhaps what makes cowboys so loveable. So tonight, come on in and make your dirty rotten scoundrel, hat and all. Perhaps  you can make him a little hay bale.

Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys, they’ll never stay home and they’re always alone, even with someone they love.

Cowboys ain’t easy to love and they’re harder to hold, and they’d rather give you a song than diamonds or gold, Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levis

And each night begins a new day, and if you don’t understand him and he don’t die young, You’ll probably just ride away

-Willie Nelson

See you at the Craft Table!

JP Craft Captain

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TONIGHT! July 14th, 2010 from 9pm to midnight at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: Weird Square Dream Catchers!

$2 processing fee, please

Note: This week’s beautiful and amazing CraftNight flyer is brought to you by Sarah Williams, Echo Park resident, artist and Craft Enthusiast and currently the maker of the largest handmade picnic blanket in existence. I think it’s so big you can see it from Google Maps. Thank you, Sarah! Seriously, the more you look at this CraftNight flyer, the more new things you find, it’s endlessly entertaining!

Another note: I’m directing a puppet show called PASTA The Musical starring The PopUps! It’s a kids show, but honestly, the age range is from 2 to 192, it’s a rock-n-roll showstoppin’ foot stompin’ 45 minute educational romp involving live drawing, mermaids, guitars, singing and all manner of crazy good-time entertainment! The shows run from July 21st to the 25th, here’sPopUps INFO and here’s where you can get more info and TICKETS. PLEASE COME SEE IT! It’s really good, I’m totally bugging you about it because it’s MEGA-FUN and you won’t want to miss it!

NOW THEN: Weird square dream catchers, the beautiful and practical accessory for your home is here! There are a lot of different kinds of dreamcatcher crafts out there, but I sort of splurged and settled on the weird square variety. Why did I do that, you may ask? Because the weirdness of how this thing was designed is more conducive to experimentation and also: it comes with feathers and an imitation leather cord.

The makers of the weird square dream catcher craft kits decided that you needed a place to write your name on it, presumably so that your dreams know where to go once they leave your head. You wouldn’t want the vestiges of your subconscious to get entangled in some other dream catcher nearby, that would be totally mixed up! So in the middle of the dream catcher, you can stitch this foam, web-shaped (suggestive of what might’ve been part of a treated animal hyde back in the long-ago) surface and you can follow their suggestion and write your name on there OR you can draw a picture of a wolf head, or some clouds, or whatever you want! That’s right, it’s part dream catcher, part exciting tableau! And don’t forget: The imitation leather cord. I had to mention it again because it’s so exciting. And feathers. And beads.

See you at the Craft Table!

JP Craft Captain

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This Wednesday, July 7th, 2010 at Akbar from 9pm until midnight, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: DIY Dry-Erase Door Hangers!

$2 Processing fee, please

$4 cosmo drink special! Woo!  ALSO>>>>*Akbar Happy Hour from 4 – 8, food, cheap drinks*

Once in awhile,  you have to take an honest-to-goodness look at your doorknob and give it a little sass, a little panache, a bit of zest and spirit. Face it, while doorknobs perform a very important function in our lives, they rarely get any glory. Like the trusty light switch, or the unwavering rotation of the toilet paper dispenser spindle, doorknobs are commonly overlooked, forgotten, dare I say: neglected.

Through the bold new medium of doorknob decor, CraftNight declares NO MORE! Goodbye humdrum doorknob situation, hello inspirational entryway! Your doorknob will no longer be merely a mechanism to obtain entry and exit from the room it shields, but can now display MESSAGES! The cool thing is, you can save the dry-erase side of your door hanger to be “freeform” while the other side can have a permanent message! Add sparkles, add letters, add the colors and shapes that reflect your exciting lifestyle!

Some doorknob hanger ideas:

1.) Stay OUT!

2.) Come IN!

3.) Leave CASH!

4.) Baby Seals and Gary Busey are in my bed!

5.) Hey, I’m a classy doorknob sign!

6.) If I’m on the ground, someone stole the doorknob!

7.) Grizzly Bear Behind You: RUN!

8.) Billie Jean is NOT my lover!

9.) Lick Doorknob to Open Door!

10.) NO Mythical Beasts ALLOWED!

Come on in, free your mind and your craft will follow. Get your DIY Dry Erase Doorknob hanger while supplies last!

See you at the Craft Table!

JP Craft Captain

PS – Yes, that is Sammy Davis Jr. and yes, it is a DeLorean.

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Long time ago, and even still today, the Statue of Liberty lets people know “You’re on the right boat.”

It’s ironic, that Lady Liberty came about whilst Manifest Destiny was all the rage (some say it never left), not long after slavery and the Indian Removal Act. She’s got a good message, she is in support of our best self, the country we’d like to be, the country that at best, is a place of innovation, experimentation and open-hearted goodwill and at worst, is a place of close-minded bigotry, avarice and cruel exploitation of people and resources.

If you’re feeling extra independent today, consider celebrating “International Flag Burning Day” and rid yourself of nationalist jingoism by burning the flag closest to your heart. We must pay respect to the past, and vow to join together in taking care of each other, we are not countries, we are people, and we are bonded by our humanity.

Independence Day shouldn’t just be about blowing stuff up and eating hot dogs. It should be where you take a good hard look at history, what you’ve been told, what is the truth, and what to do about the truth, and how to make a brighter day.

Here’s a little ditty from 1883 that you may know and love, subscribing to the concepts of compassion and hope, a place for all of us. It sits on the inner wall of the Statue of Liberty.

Happy 4th to  you, Craft Captain JP