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TONIGHT! Wednesday, September 8th, 2010 from 9pm until 12-ish, at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: Giant Sunglasses • $2 Processing fee, please

How strange, that summer is hiding from us, the drippy light from summer’s past eludes our thirsty city. Nevertheless, I’m prepared to do a “sun dance” and try to get our star to peek at us a few more times before Autumn sets in. How’m I gonna do that?

GIANT SUNGLASSES

If your soul is feeling rusty and fussy from all these clouds, come and swirl together with me an incantatory appeal for more vitamin D. Whatever the case, these are fine and dandy glasses, complete with mellowing yellow lenses, so that you at least LOOK like the sun, if not experiencing much sun. I’m bringing the pens so that you can color them any way you want, and of course, there will be baubles and beads and shapes of all kinds to deck out your shades to your personal taste.

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See you at the Craft Table!

JP Craft Captain

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TONIGHT! Wednesday, September 1st, 2010 from 9pm until 12-ish or so, at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!

Project: Starfish Beach Buddy • $2 Processing fee, por favor

You know, I’m not sure if there’s a Hell, but if there is one, I might be going there for this craft. With all these esoteric, nebulous craft companies I order from, sometimes the descriptions online aren’t all that detailed. I thought “Oh! Starfish buddies! Perfect for summer, how beachy!” The concept is that you get a starfish shape, and decorate it with a little beach outfit and make it into a magnet.

Imagine my chagrin, my horror, my mortification when the package got there and it contained small boxes of REAL STARFISHES. So then: Oops.

This is not a vegan craft. Life forms were dried and are no longer alive in the making of this project.

If this freaks you out, it’s TOTALLY OKAY. I have a a variety of back-up craftts for you to choose from, so please come in and craft, you can make something else. And if you want to march around outside with a big sign protesting CraftNight, that’s fine too, I totally understand, I’ll buy you a cocktail. Feel the way you feel, that’s one of our mottos.

I’ve spent the last week lying awake in bed contemplating the neural activities of starfish. Some people just think of them as glorified shells. I am not a vegetarian, and for the record, starfish are not vegetarians either, so I can’t be a total ninny and pretend that dried starfish are the most horrible thing ever, because they aren’t. But it is a quandry. It’s controversial, it alienates some people, thrills others. Such is art.

I would think, if you indeed decide to make one… make this starfish COUNT. Don’t let it have been dried for naught. Go all the way. Craft like you’ve never crafted before, commemorate it, honor it, and keep it. Forever.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

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This Wednesday, August 25th, 2010 from 9pm until 12-ish (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!

Project: Sun Thermometers • $2 processing fee, please

Hey, look at us, we’re in the LA Weekly this Week! YAY! Thanks, David Cotner!

It was really starting to get worrisome, we were all wondering where the heck the blazing Los Angeles heat went, and, as usual, after kicking up a little doubt dust just to have fun with us… HERE IT IS. And we’re scheduled for trademark charcoal briquette-level temperatures in the weeks ahead. What better to understand and know how much clothing you need to leave at home than by using your trusty RAINBOW SUN THERMOMETER!

This little foam kit of pieces comes with a genuine glass thermometer, the theme comes with rainbow and sun-shaped bits, but there’s no reason to adhere to the instructions, you can make this a “disco” thermometer or a “sanitation engineer” thermometer, a “what’re yoo lookin’ at” thermometer… you get my drift. This is a very easy-breezy craft, if you’re looking to introduce a friend to CraftNight, this one’s a lovely introduction.

See you at the Craft Table!

JP Craft Captain

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This Wednesday, August 18th, 2010 from 9pm  until 12am (or later) at Akbar, it’s A VERY SPECIAL CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Time for the “HOT as HELLO HOW-YA-DOIN’ SQUARETIME HOP!”

$2 Processing fee please, and PLEASE TIP THE BAND if you DIG the tunes! If you’re feeling festive, wear some RED!

DELUXE CRAFT! – A 3-D lantern craft, complete with lil’ glowstick to light up your summer!

DELUXE DANCE! – Triple Chicken Foot playing LIVE music, with her excellence, Cory Marie Podielski calling/teaching you how to square dance!

DELUXE KRAUT! – Specializing in all things pickled and fermented, the AbdiKraut kitchen has produced tasty homemade products such as juniper and apple kraut, pickled tomatillos and other tangy delights. There will be samples, as well as an opportunity to purchase a pint or two while supplies last.

Hello, How Ya Doin? Is it HOT out here?

My oh my, are we keyed up, we’ve got Crafts, Square Dancing and Kraut, and of course, cocktails! If none of these activities are worth your time this week, I’m not sure I can help you. Seriously, if this doesn’t get you to come out and play, I should just expect to find you wearing sweats at the grocery store, or some such other sign that you’ve given up. DON’T GIVE UP! COME OUTSIDE! IT’S BEAUTIFUL! What’s summer for? Summer is for hot nonsense of the most important kind, it’s time to throw caution to the wind and grab some playtime. Please be bold and come see us this Wednesday, you will be so happy you did. We have $4 cosmo specials… just sayin.

You don’t need a partner to learn to square dance, Cory will take good care of you, arrive and learn, and you’ll be hopping in no time!

You don’t need an electrician’s license to make these adorable 3-D lanterns, they are square, and ever so fun, with lots of parts and accessories to engross you.

And as far as kraut goes… you don’t need to know fluent German to develop an insatiable lust for all things pickled and fermented, AbdiKraut will feed your interest, come and sample the goods! Take home a pint!

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

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This Wednesday, August 11th, 2010 from 9pm to 12 midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: Robot Photo Frames!  $2 Processing Fee, Please!

Dear Crafters, I shall be out of town this week, but I bring you CraftNight Lieutenant: X Killer! She’s an artist/entrepreneur/surfer hottie, and it’s her BIRTHDAY, so there will be Mellow Gold AM Tunes playing all night AND Robot Photo Frames!

Bring a photo of yourself,  your fish, your loved one, a photo of a celebrity, etc. because we’re makin’ ROBOT PHOTO FRAMES! Basically, you assemble the body of a robot, and there’s  hollow space for the head, in which you place a photo!

Have a good Robotic Time, and I’ll see you next week!

-JP Craft Captain