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Reality Bites Coloring Page • March 22nd, 2020

For Beto: Reality Bites INDEED!!!

Okay I’m continuing to make coloring pages per requests on my Facebook page, and this one’s for Beto, who was watching Reality Bites, the 90s comedy about love and… reality!

The bitter truth is upon us, and Reality REALLY DOES Bite right now. To keep you company, here are the Gen X archetypes of the times: Vickie Miner, Michael Grates, Leilana Pierce, and Troy Dyer!

Give ’em all mustaches, color fun backgrounds for them, enjoy coloring this in and then putting it up in your ROOM so you can emulate the slacker generation and practice intellectual one-upmanship on those around you!

Thank you, Beto! I enjoyed drawing all the “disaffected 90s youth” hair!

CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR REALITY BITES COLORING SHEET!!!

 

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Fox and Badger Coloring Page • March 21st, 2020

Reading Fox and Ukulele Badger request from Dalia, who I know from Planet Queer!

Welcome to the weekend, as we’re cooped inside for a bit of a long haul, it’s time to read alllll those books you’ve been meaning to read! Or learn something new, like ukulele, or pick up that instrument and do some noodling! Or watch TV? I dunno… or COLOR! Yes, get your Fox-n-Badger coloring sheet here today!

I’ve received so many marvelous requests for coloring pages, but I knew when I read this that I REALLY WANTED TO DRAW IT!!! Thank you, Dalia, for fox and badger love.

I don’t really understand the mechanics of the Badger’s paw/fret placement, and the fox is on a ladder, not on a pile of books. Also this is coloring pages, so the fox MIGHT be red, but it’s up to the crayon-holder to really make that kind of decision. Hope you don’t mind those discrepancies, lol.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD READING FOX & UKULELE BADGER!!!!

 

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CraftNight Covid-19 Coloring Pages! March 19th, 2020

Look Out Buster it’s the FISH POLICE! • Freemans • 2020 • Illustrated by Julianna Parr

These are unprecedented times. To keep both you and me busy, I asked Facebook for coloring page suggestions, and this is the VERY FIRST ONE. It was requested by a high school pal of mine who’s daughter’s betta fish just bit the dust. I would think that in the midst of being in quarantine, the untimely death of one’s fish would be even more bummer than usual. That’s why this is the first coloring page.

Also, in this fish tank I knew nothing about before now, they have an axolotl, and I KNEW I needed to draw THAT. Here’s the full story of how this happened, taken from my FB feed:

So… with the information I was given, I devised a scenario whereupon the police fish might meddle in the life of an axtotl. You know, the FISH POLICE. And now you can download your very own .PDF and color it!

CLICK TO DOWNLOAD FISH POLICE HERE!

 

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Feb 26th 2020 TONIGHT! Paint-a-Huevo

BEAUTY.—A sun which dwells in the souls of all…
~”A Chapter of Definitions,” Daily Crescent, 1848 June 23rd

TONIGHT! Paint-a-Huevo!
FEB 26, 2020 • 9pm
AKBAR
$3 – $5 sliding scale! 
21+

You know what I’ve got? I’ve got some eggs, that’s what. 
They’re not supposed to be on the craft calendar until waaaaaaayyyyy down the pipeline, for a certain holiday that’s very egg-centric. But I thought I’d do things backwards. You know how they’re always asking which comes first, the chicken or the egg? 
Well, tonight it’s the EGG. 
They’re made of plaster, quite gorgeous, really, they have a bit of sassy scrumple all around them, festooned with ribbon-type terrain for you to paint. It’ll definitely keep you busy, even if you decide to paint yours one solid color. 
Come paint one, an egg is a reminder of possibility, consider an egg, and then paint it! 
Also: yes glitter glue, yes, googly eyes, yes gems! 

See you at the Craft Table,
Craft Captain JP

MARCH
HAPPY HOURS w/JP

4pm to 8pm 
March 2, 9, 16

FEATURING:
$6 Old-Fashioned with Magical Orange Slice and Luxardo Cherry 

 

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Feb 19th 2020 TONIGHT! Paper Plate Stained Glass

Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently and all for the same reason.  ~José Maria de Eça de Queiroz, translated from Portuguese

TONIGHT! Paper Plate Stained Glass Experience! 
FEB 19, 2020 • 9pm
AKBAR
$3
21+

I went on Pinterest and found something weird and cool, involving Contact paper, paper plates, and colorful tissue paper!
I think you’re gonna like the way it looks. 
Meanwhile, music will be bumpin, cocktails will be pourin, we will be there for your face to have a place to enjoy a bit of artistic frippery at its finest. 

Please do be on the lookout for CLUB FUNFUN with BINGO this weekend, Kimberly Kim and I are rollin’ out a new good time for you the last Sunday of every month! 

We’re giving away LOTS of fun and exciting prizes, including tickets to RU PAUL’s DRAG CON!!!!  (coming up in May!!!) See you at the Craft Table, Craft Captain JP

JP + Kimberly Kim bring you CLUB FUNFUN with BINGO!!! 
SUN, FEB 23rd Akbar(Sunset + Fountain) 
4pm – 9pm , 21+ 
****Games start at 5:30****  
Special Guest: ProjectQ 


FEBRUARY
HAPPY HOURS w/JP

4pm to 8pm 
Feb 24
March 2, 9, 16

FEATURING:
$6 Old-Fashioned with Magical Orange Slice and Luxardo Cherry 

 

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