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January 19th, 2011 • TIN CAN Craft

This Wednesday, January 19th, 2011 from 9pm – 12(ish) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: Tin Can Crafts • $2 processing fee, please

Drink Special: $4 Cosmopolitans

I bet you didn’t know that January 19th is Tin Can Day. Seriously, this was the actual day of the birth of the tin can, and the actual date that the tin can was patented in 1810! The first tin cans were so thick, you had to hammer at them like crazy. Like many “technologically advanced” inventions, it was a pain in the arse, but developments were still in the works.

In 1835, someone decided to put BEER in cans, and then pop-top cans appeared in 1959 making it a total party. Since then the cans have gotten thinner, we have fancy tools to open them, and the things inside of cans these days will blow your mind right out the window with all the leaves. If you don’t believe me, check out this blog of the weirdest stuff in cans, it’s got pictures! The trusty tin can is still entirely recyclable, corrosion resistant, and durable, and I think, very worthy of honor and merit.

So we’re going to do CAN crafts, we’ll have tin cans, and felt, foam, and glue, and some ideas, and we’re going to have a good ol’fashioned can-crafting party. You can make a string telephone, a pencil holder, a bank, a treat jar, salt and pepper shakers, vase, toothbrush holder, tea bag holder, etc.

And NO I’m not bringing tin snips or nails for you to punch holes in the cans. DRINKING and SHARP OBJECTS DO NOT MIX! But if you want to bring your own tin snips at your own risk, go ahead! If a fellow crafter wants to borrow your tools… smell their breath and ask them how many fingers you’re holding up, then use your best judgement.

Neither Akbar nor CraftNight is responsible if you slice through your finger, poke out your eye or remove someone’s spleen, you hear me? I can’t believe I actually had to type that, but California (The Golden State) is full of surprises… and court rooms.

I am gathering as many tin cans that I can find before CraftNight, if you have any that you don’t need, would you mind contacting me? I’ll take them off your hands! Here, you can use this handy contact form…

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

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Akbar’s Site

 

Posted by on January 17, 2011 in Uncategorized

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January 12th, 2011 • Fusion Beads


This Wednesday, January 12th, 2011 from 9pm – 12(ish) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: Fusion Beads ••• $2 processing fee, please

Drink Special: $4 Cosmopolitans – well-fortified and robust!

Wow, now that the dumb head cold I had is gone gone GONE, we’re ready for CRAFTS IN 2011!!! Let me tempt you with something truly melty-fantastica. We’re gonna FUSE together our colors and thoughts and resolutions for the new year in BEAD form! This is a very exciting craft, because it requires heat to activate the melty-sticky action of all the tiny plastic pieces you’ve assembled. You’ve got to be committed if you’re going to fuse beads together, that’s why I like to do them at the start of the new year.

I’ll be here with my trusty iron and ironing board, to help glom all the little shapes together, and you can make a key fob, a coaster, an amulet, a sculpture, a what? Well, that’s for you to decide! Come in and do your first craft of 2011, it’ll be a fine thing to have you join us.

JP Craft Captain

CraftHead’s Site

Akbar’s Site

 

Posted by on January 10, 2011 in Uncategorized

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January 5th, 2011 • NO CRAFTS!!! (Got a Head Cold)

Welcome to the new year, crafters! I waited until the LAST possible second to see if I was going to feel better this week, and, alas, it’s only “Day 3” of what looks like a pretty determined cold. Rest, vitamins, beverages, soup and Vicks is the regimen until operations are back to normal.

We’ll be back next week to start out CraftNight with FUSION BEADS!

Missing you, can’t wait to craft with you,

JP Craft Captain

 

Posted by on January 5, 2011 in Uncategorized

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LAST CraftNight of 2010! • Ye Olde CrafteNighte Crafte Faire!!!

This Wednesday, December 15th, 2010 from 9pm ’til midnight, at Akbar it’s THE LAST CRAFTNIGHT OF 2010!!!

Project: Painting odd little plaster Christmas figurines • $2 processing fee, please

ALSO: It’s our yearly “Ye Olde CraftNighte Crafte Faire” where we have vendors selling home made wares for you to peruse and purchase for people you prefer! And if you’re thinking you want to sell stuff, contact me NOW, it’s not too late! Write me! jparrsnip@mac.com

I think we may be visited by a sugarplum fairy, DJ Triple X has plucked some seasonal tunes for our listening pleasure, you might see Santa or an elf wandering around, there will be $4 cosmopolitans, and TREATS! Did I say treats? I think I did, and I think you just heard me. So please, come and join us, gather at your favorite neighborhood oasis to meet and be merry. We’ll start up again in 2011 on January 5th, with FUSION BEADS.

See you at the Crafte Faire Table,

JP Craft Captain

CraftNight’s Site

Akbar’s Site

 

Posted by on December 13, 2010 in Uncategorized

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December 8th, 2010 • Stockings!

This Wednesday, December 8th, 2010 from 9pm until midnight, at Akbar it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: Stockings! • $2 processing fee, please • drink special = $4 cosmopolitans!

THIS WEEKEND and NEXT – Amazing Holiday puppet show from yours truly! See here!

NEXT WEDNESDAY – December 15th, 2010 it’s the Ye Olde CraftNighte Crafte Faire! Drinks! Crafts! Handmade Items for Sale! Santa! Eek!

This Santa photo is very close to my heart, because I didn’t just lift this one out of my archives or find it online, I actually know these boys. A big thank you to the Stucker brothers, all seen here bravely supplying a complete and concise trio of emotions inspired by the man in red. And just LOOK at that Santa, if there was a Mona Lisa of Santas, this one might be it, because I can’t tell what he’s thinking. He looks rather somber at first, but I also see a kind of stoic and determined manner, and maybe even the hint of a smile in the eyes. I dunno, maybe he’s thinking about a GIANT glass of eggnog.

Anyway, we’re celebrating the last night of Hanukkah by crafting stockings, which might sound a little weird, but CraftNight was never really into things making sense. You can fill the stocking with gelt from your dreidel gambling addiction high-roller situation, or you can deep fry it in oil and try to pawn it off on Uncle Jack as a delicious fried delicacy (don’t forget the apple sauce!) and see if he eats the whole thing. Far as I know, these stockings are non-toxic.

The word tradition comes from theLatin traditionem which is the accusative case of traditio which means “handing over, passing on”. Use CraftNight as a way to preserve or change your personal traditions to either delight or freak out your friends and family this season!

Craft Lieutenants Ashley Craft (no really, her last name is “Craft”) and Elaine Walker (best collection of awesome and sassy dresses I’ve ever seen) will be at the helm tonight, show them your best side, leave your business side at home, come and unwind!

Pipe Cleaners-n-Googley Eyes,

JP Craft Captain

CraftNight’s Site

Akbar’s Site

 

Posted by on December 7, 2010 in Uncategorized

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