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TONIGHT! October 13th, 2010 from 9-ish to 12am at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!

Project: Bead Pumpkin Craft • $2 Processing fee, please

Special Note, you should visit: GOTHTOBER.COM for crafts, recipes and MORE!

Also Coming Up: October 20th, 2010 CraftNight >>>> SQUAREDANCING!!! Live Music from Triple Chicken Foot, Squares called by none other than the fabulous Cory Marie Podielski!

Tonight’s Craft is a PONY BEAD craft, where you assemble and take home your very own verisimilitude of America’s favorite orange seasonal squash: the pumpkin.

Why couldn’t the pony sing?

He was a little horse! (GET IT?!? HORSE, HOARSE?!? HA HA HA HA HA!)

But seriously folks, what IS a pony bead? The answer to this question is: I don’t know! But they seem to be bigger than your average beads, made for being seen and worked with easily. The clincher is, however, that this handsome pumpkin pony bead clip is just that: a CLIP. You can sport it on the zipper of your sport jacket. You can wave it around like an 18th century watch fob. You can keep it in your pocket and use it as an autumnal abacus for when you forget how many leaves have changed color this month.

Come in and see what it’s all about, Lieutenant Coral Lobera will be at the helm this evening, give it a whirl!

JP Craft Captain [NY dispatch]

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TONIGHT! Wednesday, October 6th, 2010 from 9-ish to midnight, at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: DIY Arachnids

$2 processing fee, please • $4 delicious cosmo drink special!

Heeeeeyyyyy, it’s October, which means GOTHTOBER HAS LAUCHED!!! We’re in our 8th year of this crazy curated countdown calendar, packed with crazy stuff like edible graveyard recipes, bizarre gender-bending fashion shows, and a Halloween reading list TO DIE FOR. You can view the calendar at the link above, and if you want to know more about Gothtober, visit our BLOG.

I’m writing this from NY! Anyone you know in NY who wants to see a fantastic kids puppet show? Come check us out at 45 Bleecker, come see Pasta! a Pop Ups Puppet Musical! I’ll be there until the 14th!

Me being in NY doesn’t mean CraftNight isn’t happening, nosiree, October is always a CraftNight cavalcade of good stuff, and tonight will be hosted by Craft Lieutenants Lori, Coral, Elaine and Ashley. Ashley is baking cupcakes. CUPCAKES. Come in and get a sweet treat while supplies last!

The project is SPIDERS, you get a web/spider kit with some little spiders, as well as a separate BEAD spider that you can make to to with the web kit. This makes about three spiders in all, which is the perfect amount of arachnids, in case you were wondering.

And yes, square dancing is on the horizon, the 20th, with Triple Chicken Foot & Corie Marie Podielski, and there are rumors of Abdikraut visiting and selling some wares…

See you at the Craft Table (well, the Lieutenants will, anyway!)

JP Craft Captain

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This Wednesday (tonight!) September 29th, 2010 from 9:30pm until midnight (or later), at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: FALL Necklace Mania  ••• $2 processing fee, please

Here I was tooting my Fall horn, thinking we’d been through the heat deal, and then BAM! It happens every year, just when I think we’ve made it through the summer, nature gives us a roundhouse punch of 113º!!! Do you see the picture of these crayons up here? This was SUNDAY at the West Hollywood Book Fair! We put the crayons out for kids to color with, we turned our heads for a moment or so, and came back to empty husks of paper floating in a molten hot stew of colored wax!

Anyway, after the sun comes down, come join us for FALL NECKLACE Mania, where you can make a scarecrow necklace, a skull reflector necklace, or maybe even a combination of BOTH.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

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This Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010 from 9pm – midnight at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: Psychedelic Crazy Kaleidoscope Night! •••••• $2 Processing fee, please

Special Guest DJ TRIPLE X spinning goofy oddball “good trip” music while “Valerie and Her Week of Wonders” plays in the background!

In the evening, on September 22nd, 2010, the earth shall tilt just that much, not TOO much, and not TOO little, but just enough. Isn’t that another weird miracle of existence? This crazy little marble we’re spinnin’ on uses just a little more reason than rhyme, has its little subsolar point shift, and voila: Autumnal Equinox. If you can’t tell we’ve reached that special time of year, here’s a little list:

YOU KNOW IT’S FALL WHEN:

1.)  Greeting card companies are suddenly stocking a plethora of  works depicting multicolored corn, sheaves of wheat, dogs, wolves and birds of prey.
2.) Reaching Nirvana after crossing the river of existence, spirits of the dead give you a spirited “thumbs up”  from the great beyond.
3.) You burn your thumb baking over 1,000 Moon cakes and  your fire dragon dance needs a little more work.
4.) Rumors are flying that a supreme deity is going to elect you to sacrifice your only son, and it’s really freaking you out. You’re hoping it’s just a ruse.
5.) The urge to scatter endearing megalithic charms around the hills and valleys is irresistable.
6.) Celebrating your feast day with a well-fattened goose which has fed well on the stubble of the fields after the harvest is your idea of a GREAT time.
7.) As you help burn a giant wicker version of the vegetation spirit in an isolated and remote location, you notice the sky is on fire as well… weird. What was in those cookies?
8.) Personal seasonal goals include constructing a groovy pyramid which displays different patterns of triangles of light at the time of the solstices and equinoxes.
9.) In subsequent months, for no reason, friends nicknamed you “Percy” and you can’t ignore strong feelings willing you to return to the underworld to hang out with your true love.
10.) Finding an old Currier & Ives lithograph, you put some fruit on your head, pour yourself a spiced beverage (hot or cold) and become the vision of AUTUMN PERSONIFIED.

And finally, you know it’s Fall when CraftNight beckons you for kaleidoscopes, delicious cocktails, groovy visuals and excellent tunes this Wednesday.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

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September 15th, 2010 • MS Ride Movie Night Fundraiser

Movie: SCORE (1973) • Popcorn • Binocular Craft • DJ Triple X • Bake Sale

MOVIE STARTS at 7:30 >>> Crafts at the Usual 9:00 PM!!!

Funds you donate will pledge my Team: Total Sports Inspiration- WOLF EYES, in the 2010 MS Ride!

We don’t usually do an early craft, but we wanted to offer the rare opportunity for some people who WISH we’d hold an earlier CraftNight! So here it is, and it’s a doozy, rather naughty, to tell you the truth.

This Wednesday, at Akbar from 7:30 – until midnight or so, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!

If you can’t make it: Donate to my page, every little bit counts!

If you’re not sure what MS is, take a peek at this link. Every dollar you give to this week’s CraftNight goes toward our mission to Ride 160 Miles in the fight against MS on October 16th and 17th. I was diagnosed with relapsing/remitting MS in spring of 2007.  I fight my disease by staying strong, bicycling and raising money for research. Help me kick some ass and put the FUN in fundraising!

What better way to show support by our fundraiser than coming in and watching a sexploitation movie, purchasing some popcorn and maybe some baked goods, and then making some groovy custom binoculars for all your tawdry spying activities? Here’s the write-up for the movie SCORE:

The Write-Up on SCORE: Married bisexual swingers Elvira and Jack scoff at middle class morality, but are bored with the easy swingers who answer their ad in Screw Magazine. Seeking a challenge Elvira invites vanilla newlyweds over for dinner, drugs, and seduction (not necessarily in that order). But the inexperienced couple proves hard to crack due to a smorgasbord of immature sexual hang ups.

I mean, this is some pretty nutty hijinx, you don’t want to miss it, it’s beyond camp classic… it’s just sort of uh… beyond. DJ Triple X playing some grooves to go with crafting afterward.

See you at the Craft Table!

JP Craft Captain [MS Team Captain MIGHTY FANG]

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