Wednesday November 19th, 2013 from 9pm to midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Pinecone Turkeys
$2 Donation, por favor
$4 DRINK SPECIAL>>> The Lyla! The Ginger Beer and Whiskey Combo that’ll jiggle yer gristle!
It’s the LAST CraftNight of November, next week, CraftNight has the night off, and you can come to the bar and DANCE until you’ve lost 10 lbs so that you can go gorge yourself on turkey and feel free and easy about your vivacious waist.
This means, if you want November to go out in crafty style, a pinecone turkey might just be quite the conversation piece at the table this year. The charm of a garden variety pinecone that has been anthropomorphized into one of America’s most popular birds is a great way to get to know people. You could make one of these and put it on a box that holds a pie.
Or you could make a pinecone turkey and stare at it for way to long, developing strange feelings about pine trees, holidays, large meals, canned cranberry sauce, gravy boats, football, inflatable cartoon characters, and relatives that you STILL haven’t figured out whether you like or not after all these years.
However it all turns out, your pinecone turkey will have your back. The two of you can take on anything together.
See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain