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Grab Bag Greats • June 12th, 2013

12 Jun

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TONIGHT!!!The 12th of June 2013 from 9pm until midnight or later at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: GRAB BAG CRAFTS!!! 
$2 Donation Por Favor
$4 Cosmopolitan Drink Special! The Akbar Cosmo: Thirst knows no season. 
Special Guest Stars Jason Myers and The Ukelele Orchestra of the Western Hemisphere will visit us maybe ’round 10 or so!
I think Yelena’s bringing a Piñata because it’s her BIRTHDAY!!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!!

A bevy of grab bag crafts awaits you, a selection of greats that maybe you did two years ago, or even never. Time to come in with yourself or your friends, hang out with us and enjoy making something. See you tonight!

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

 
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Anchor’s Away! Watercraft CraftNight! • June 5th, 2013

03 Jun

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This Wednesday the 5th of June 2013 from 9pm until midnight or later at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Wooden Watercraft
$2 Donation Por Favor
$4 Cosmopolitan Drink Special! The Akbar Cosmo: Fall in love with cocktails all over again!
HAPPY LA PRIDE YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

With the LA River now hosting boating expeditions and fences around Echo Park Lake coming down for the great unveiling on June 15th, the last thing CraftNight wants is for you to be stuck rudderless on the open waters! Pick from THREE different watercraft made from wood that you will assemble, paint and name for your glorious adventures in the tub, the pool, the river, the lake, wherever there’s agua! I have a garden variety sailboat, a schooner-type thingy with three sails, and a battleship for when you mean business. Ship supply is limited, first come first serve and first choice. If you get here too late for a ship… there is always an auxiliary craft! Come and play!

Remember now: Before Stonewall and the stiletto heard ’round the world, we who are just fine were deemed anything BUT that by the dull myopic majority of fear and bigotry. Even now we’re still fighting the good fight for our rights as old castles crumble and new ways that make the human race just a bit more bearable are seeing victory. To those who came before us, we salute you. Cor Cordium 

A very packed weekend FULL of wonderful LGBTQ activities awaits you! Here are a mere few:

FRIDAY
Akbar is hosting MIX TAPE with DJs Rudy Bleu and Kimberly Kim from 5pm – 10pm (check the FB page to see what else is happening this upcoming weekend, the dance floor is going to be packed with hotness!)
Mugshot at the Airliner Celebrates Eastside Pride, see LaMuff, High Fashion, Lady Tragick and MOARRRRR 9pm – 2am

SATURDAY
DYKE DAY at Barnsdall Park from 12-6pm features family fun in the sun with music, games and a place to place your picnic! David LeBarron will be telling some stories to the kiddos, and I’ll be there painting faces and drawing animals!
8pm Ian MacKinnon’s Gay Historgy 3 at Silverlake’s Spirit Studio uses his time-traveling chaps and sexy genie guide to school you about gay history in the way you’ve always wanted!

SUNDAY
Get your ass out of bed, shake off that hangover and get to the GAY PRIDE PARADE! 11am

And you know, all weekend all that Weho stuff will be flaunting and flirting with you, so have at it, get out there and be a boozy floozy, just don’t forget to be choosy! If you want some Eastside love, Akbar, the bar that knows you best, will be here holding the cocktail with your name on it.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

 

 
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Duct Tape Crafts! • May 29th, 2013

28 May

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This Wednesday, May 29th, 2013 from 9pm until 12am (or later) at The World Famous Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
The Craft: Duct Tape Duct Tape Duct Tape!!! (Endless possibilities)
$2 Processing Fee/Donation/Whatever
$4 Cosmopolitan Drink Special >>> The Akbar Cosmo: Side by side or miles apart, The Akbar Cosmo is always close to the heart.

My wallet is totally falling apart, I put things in it, and it just lets them go, which is highly disconcerting. My wallet is also a very sensible brown color, which means it gets lost easily, is hard to find at night when I’m heading out the door, it’s the same color as the table, I search for it while it’s right before my eyes. So I thought I’d make a new wallet for myself out of COLORFUL DUCT TAPE! But that’s not all you can make at CraftNight this week with such fun sticky stuff, did you know you can make all kinds of crazy things like bowls, baskets, key fobs and frames?

Duct tape is AMAZING, it’s made from three layers: the top layer is plastic-type stuff, the second layer is fabric mesh, and the last layer is a rubber-based adhesive compound. This means it is CRAZY STRONG and when you double it over itself, it can pull a stuck car out of a ditch. It actually um… truly sucks for duct repair, in fact, it kind of fails miserably at it, so don’t use it for that! Duct tape has, however, been proven to be more effective in removing warts than cryotherapy AND it’s way cheaper than cryotherapy and has fewer adverse effects than cryotherapy! BOOM! AMAZING.

Duct tape was used on Apollo 13 to help make a seal in an emergency makeshift device used to remove CO2 from the crippled ship. Duct tape is brought on all NASA flights! Seriously, you could build a yurt out of the stuff and stay in it half the year.

And I don’t know about you, but I really want to check this out sometime: The 10th Annual Avon Heritage Duct Tape Festival in Ohio is coming up June 14-16!!!

Come on over and belly up to the bar, I’ll bring rulers, scissors, tape (duh), and some templates to get you started on making something that will go with your summer.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

 
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Sleeping Mask Madness • May 22nd, 2013

20 May

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This Wednesday, May 22nd, 2013 from 9pm to midnight (or later!) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Sleeping Masks
$2 donation situation
$4 Cosmopolitan Drink Special >>> The Akbar Cosmo: Discover a cocktail that defines a new dimension of sassy (or trashy, depends on how many you decide to drink…)

CraftNight Lieutenant, Elaine Walker, has procured for us an entire BAG of awesome sleeping masks, you know, the ones they give out in airplanes, the lacy pink ones you see in technicolor movies in the froofy boudoir of a female protagonist? This is your opportunity to get one of these masks and make it YOURS through the adornment style of your choice. And then it’s time to nap.
I’m not only a romance activist, I am also a staunch nap activist. I BELIEVE IN NAPS. And before you get all “I can’t take naps, blah blah blah” here is what we know so far from years of studying napping people with electrodes stuck to their heads:

  • THE 2-5 MINUTE MICRO NAP = Effective at shedding sleepiness
  • THE 5-20 MINUTE MINI NAP = Improvement in motor performance, alertness and stamina
  • THE 26 MINUTE “NASA” NAP = A 1995 NASA study that found a “26-minute nap improved performance 34% and alertness 54%.
  • THE 60 MINUTE NAP = Improves alertness for up to 10 hours

Nothing zaps stress more than a nap, your heart rate and overall health is improved by napping, and every non-human mammal in the world naps, we humans just adjusted those naps to fit into one full night, which isn’t actually all that natural or workable for some of us. When you catch yourself feeling super sleeping between 1-4pm, that’s because you’re actually programmed to feel that way at that time.

The protestant work ethic (largely the Calvinistic variety and tied heavily to American capitalism) is outdated, folks, just like how ye olde having one 9 – 5 job for 40 years (unless it’s a county job, woop woop!) is NOT THE NORM, some of us work 10 – 14 hour days to make deadlines! It’s time to stop seeing a nap as “lazy” and look at a naps as “opportunity.” For some, napping just isn’t available, or easy, but if at some point, those variables change, give it a whirl, the benefits are vast. No matter what hours you’re working, or vacationing, getting a bit of snooze time is overall good for you and the rest of the world.

If you want to know more, check out the Boston Globe’s guide to napping!

And yeah, even whales nap, here’s some video… 

See You at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

 
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Make-a-Mug! TONIGHT! • May 8th, 2013

07 May

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It is CraftNight TONIGHT! • 9pm – 12am • $2 Donation • AKBAR • $4 Cosmopolitans!!! Strong!!!

Oh my goodness last week, to save myself time, I wrote an awesome post about “make-a-mugs” tried to schedule automated publishing, and not only did it NOT publish on the scheduled date, WordPress erased that post and the week before’s… which leads me to believe I didn’t quite press the right buttons when I tried to save myself time. It’s that thing where technology is not always the easiest solution, “user friendly” is always up for interpretation, and writing posts and trying to schedule them at 3am is maybe not the wisest time block to do logistics.

Yadda yadda who cares about that though because COME IN AND MAKE A MUG! Holds hot or cold drinks, practical for “National Nursing Week” or Mothers Day or any other May holiday where you have to give a gift that is timeless, practical and custom built for those you care about and love.

I’ll see you at the Craft Table Tonight!!

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

 
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