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SPECIAL INFO: We’re Starting at 8pm!!!
This Wednesday September 14th, 2011, at Akbar, 8pm: Kay Sedia, Tupperware followed by Pinwheels!
$2 processing fee, please
$4 Cosmopolitans, just the thing you were looking for your mid-week shimmy

You don’t want to miss this, you just don’t, not if you know what’s good for you, and when I mean good for you, I mean WORLD FAMOUS Mexican Drag Queen, Kay Sedia. I’m serious, if you want to seal in the freshness, Kay Sedia, usually fighting crime as one of the smart and sassy damsels in Chico’s Angels, is gracing us with her presence this Wednesday to sell us some awesome Tupperware (lifetime guarantee.)
Want to see what I’m talking about? See here:

After the show, you will have an opportunity to purchase some Tupperware, and CraftNight will follow up the festivities by starting you off on a pinwheel craft! The pinwheels can be colored any way you like, and their twirling energy will put a spring in your step, and verve in your heart.
So come on in, remember, it’s a 8 o’ clock start time, not the usual 9, if you want to catch this AMAZING presentation by our beloved superstar of glamour, attitude and high heels, get your butt in here, this is Tupperware IN YOUR FACE, and you’re really gonna like it.

See you at the Craft Table!
JP Craft Captain

CraftNight’s Site

Akbar’s Site

TWO CRAFTNIGHTS THIS WEEK, READ ON, DEAR CRAFTER! 
TONIGHT! September 7th, 2011, Akbar, Wednesday, 9pm: GOOGLY EYE SUNCATCHERS
$2 processing fee, please
$4 Cosmopolitans, hey good lookin’ whatcha got cookin? A dream in a glass, that’s what!

Very rare, very exciting, very googly, and a perfect way to celebrate the heat of the moment because Hot Stuff, it is just so hot, and so are you, is the return of suncatchers. This craft involves paint, plastic and not a whole lot of thought, it’s very easy, simple for summer living, good for the melting brain.

September 8th, 2011, The Pleasure Chest, Wednesday, 8pm: PAPER PLAYTHING NAUGHTY PAPER DOLLS!!! 

This event is FREE!

Prizes, Music, Trinkets, Coloring, Playing, Shopping
Alluring and Scintillating Sing-Song Performance by La Muff
Renowned keyboard classics played by Maestro Fielstra while you craft!
Foxy CraftNight assistants making sure you’ve got enough glue!

Guess how lucky I am? I have illustrated and written a 12 page sexy activity book that will be sold in The Pleasure Chest Stores, in honor of their 40th Anniversary. It’s the sexiest, sleaziest activity book in town! We’re debuting it Thursday night, and we’re also crafting up a storm!
This 12 page sexy masterpiece involves formative diversions like “Vagina Match-Up”, “Kinky Crossword” and “Doodle Your Daddy.” For ONE NIGHT ONLY we give out supplements of the paper doll that has a truly exhaustive amount of wonderful collage items for you to build a dream date of your (or someone else’s) taste.

See you at the Craft Table(s)!!!

Akbar’s Site

The Pleasure Chest’s Site

CraftNight’s Site

This Wednesday, August31st, 2011 from 9pm (ish) – midnight (or later) at Akbar it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Camping Frames!
$2 Processing fee, please
$4 Cosmopolitans! “That’s funny, Joe never has a second cosmo at home…”

Heavens to Betsy, where did August GO?!?
Ah well, never mind that, we’ll bid it adieu fondly and start focusing on those last days of summer, since school is starting soon. It’s also the last week of SUMMER CAMP, the last big push of heat that will come with September is perfect for enjoying the great outdoors.
To inspire your rugged active lifestyle, CraftNIght provides you with a lovely frame to show off your pictorial exploits. Your frame will hold a 2″ photo or drawing, so bring it along, or start brainstorming what you’re going to draw on that little piece of artistic real estate!
Crafters should know that you can pick from TWO designs! Are you a day camper, playing tether ball and canoeing through the pines and yodeling from rope swings? Or are you a night camper, roasting your marshmallow under the stars and lustily belting classic camp songs from eventide until dawn? Whether you are an early riser or a night owl, we’ve got you covered, and not only that, these frames come with MAGNETS, so you can stick ’em on the fridge! Camp RULES!

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

PS – UPCOMING FUN! Stay tuned for a very Kinky CraftNight at The Pleasure Chest September 8th, and the week after that, attend a Tupperware Fiesta with Kay Sedia of Chico’s Angels at 8pm at Akbar on September 14th! We’ll give you a chance to purchase tupperware (lifetime guarantee) and then hang out and make yourself a fetching colorful pinwheel at CraftNight!

Akbar’s Site

CraftNight’s Site

This Wednesday, August 24th, 2011 from 9pm (ish) – midnight (or later) at Akbar it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: RAINBOW Wind Chime! 
$2 Processing fee, please
$4 Cosmopolitans! M’m! M’m! Good!

You can’t beat this Rainbow Wind Chime for quality, superior value, and melodious tones! It involves sun catcher paint, we haven’t used sun catcher paint in like… three years! This is the easiest painting in the world, the plastic borders pretty much ensure that colors go where you want them to, nowhere else! Come in and make one, you’ll be so happy!

While not entirely symphonic in a grand way, this wind chime craft (featuring a plastic rainbow and ecstatic sunshine face beaming right at you… yes, directly at you) makes a striking visual statement that will be sure to grab attention even when the chimes are silent.

I’m not going to go as far as saying this is the Stradivarius of wind chimes, but I will say that it’s quadral soprano micro harmonies could add a mildly demented, if not pleasing sound to your garden, pato or entryway.

I like to fantacize that the frequencies at which the different little chime tubes vibrate are related to one another by simple whole-number ratios, but I think I might be getting ahead of myself. Instead, let’s say they are the sound of summer, the sound of gentle lazy winds, lemonade in a glass … and a good book.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

Akbar’s Site

CraftNight’s Site

This Saturday, August 20th, 2011 from 5 to 7pm at The Community Room at The Armory in Pasadena it’s CRAFTNIGHT!
Project: Bicycle Spoke Cards and Bicycle License Plates
$2 Processing Fee, please

CraftNight is Proud to Celebrate Bike It: Portraits of my Bicipandilla by Kelly Marie Martin
This wonderful exhibit features black-and-white photographic portraits, taken with a 4×5 camera, of riders in her “bicipandilla,” or bicycle gang, with their bikes.

The laminator will be hot hot hot, I hope to have the lil’ portable record player playing old records, we’re going to collage, and tape, and glue, and draw, and punch holes in stuff! It’s going to be a blast, come and have fun with us this weekend!
This event is family friendly, all ages welcome!

While you’re at it, check out these other upcoming events happening for Bike It!
Friday, September 23, 2011, 5-9pm:
Spoke(n) Art Ride through Pasadena, co-sponsored by Cyclists Inciting Change through Live Exchange (CICLE).
Sunday, October 2, 2011, 2-6pm:
Closing ride, led by The City of Angels Ladies’ Bicycling Association (a.k.a. The Whirly Girls) and celebration with afternoon tea at the Armory.

The Armory Center for the Arts is located in Old Town Pasadena:
145 North Raymond Avenue
Pasadena, California 91103
626.792.5101
626.449.0139 (fax)
information@armoryarts.org

See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain
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