TWO CRAFTNIGHTS THIS WEEK, READ ON, DEAR CRAFTER!
TONIGHT! September 7th, 2011, Akbar, Wednesday, 9pm: GOOGLY EYE SUNCATCHERS
$2 processing fee, please
$4 Cosmopolitans, hey good lookin’ whatcha got cookin? A dream in a glass, that’s what!
Very rare, very exciting, very googly, and a perfect way to celebrate the heat of the moment because Hot Stuff, it is just so hot, and so are you, is the return of suncatchers. This craft involves paint, plastic and not a whole lot of thought, it’s very easy, simple for summer living, good for the melting brain.
September 8th, 2011, The Pleasure Chest, Wednesday, 8pm: PAPER PLAYTHING NAUGHTY PAPER DOLLS!!!
This event is FREE!
Prizes, Music, Trinkets, Coloring, Playing, Shopping
Alluring and Scintillating Sing-Song Performance by La Muff
Renowned keyboard classics played by Maestro Fielstra while you craft!
Foxy CraftNight assistants making sure you’ve got enough glue!
Guess how lucky I am? I have illustrated and written a 12 page sexy activity book that will be sold in The Pleasure Chest Stores, in honor of their 40th Anniversary. It’s the sexiest, sleaziest activity book in town! We’re debuting it Thursday night, and we’re also crafting up a storm!
This 12 page sexy masterpiece involves formative diversions like “Vagina Match-Up”, “Kinky Crossword” and “Doodle Your Daddy.” For ONE NIGHT ONLY we give out supplements of the paper doll that has a truly exhaustive amount of wonderful collage items for you to build a dream date of your (or someone else’s) taste.
See you at the Craft Table(s)!!!
