This Wednesday Gothtober 19th, 2011 from 9pm(ish) to midnight(or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Eyeball Suckers and Pumpkin Pencil Stabbers
$2 Processing Fee, Please
$4 Cosmos, have one ‘o these and just be one of the ghouls!
Shameless Plug: www.gothtober.com – Public Internet Art in Fall!
Special Guests: Sarah and Toni bicycle down the west coast, they live on $4 a day, and they tell people about sustainable menstrual products. Ladies, take care down there, cups are great for the environment, women’s wallets, and women’s health, they’ll be at CraftNight this week to talk to anyone interested!
On to the CRAFTS!
“Tis the season to offend friends and family with gruesome gifts that they can EAT. The charm and innocence of the wayward kleenex ghost wrapped round a lollipop is still quaint and endearing, but we’ve bumped it up a notch. We’ve taken it to the next level, because now we’ve got EYEBALL SUCKERS! That’s right, give your loved one an eyeball popped fresh from the socket, a horrendous and cringe-inspiring trinket sure to create Halloween memories. Despite the trauma of being presented with one of these, I shall report that they are actually quite tasty… for eyeballs on sticks, that is.
We’ll give you a gift tag so that the person you give your eyeball to won’t forget you easily… they’ll remember you when something goes bump in the night.
We’ve also got these lovely pencil toppers that have jack o’ lanterns on them, but you can kind of decorate your pencil anyway you want, we’re just here to give you materials and have you do it up your way!
I call ’em pencil stabbers because pencils aren’t just for writing, they are for ending the life of any vampire that decides to rob you of your life force! STAB!!! Sadly, they don’t work on zombies, but we’ll get to that some other time.
See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain
