This Wednesday Gothtober 26th, 2011 from 9pm(ish) to midnight(or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: B.Y.O. Pumpkin Carve (and auxiliary Craft for anyone who forgets a Pumpkin!)
$2 Processing Fee, Please
$4 Cosmos, the cocktail of Halloween’s witch and famous!
Shameless Plug: www.gothtober.com – Public Internet Art in Fall!
Pumpkins have gone up in price, and I simply have no idea if 30 of you are walking in, or if 50 of you will be walking in, so here’s the deal: I’ll get a few pumpkins, and those of you who get here first can reimburse me for an orange squash, and I’ll give you tools to carve ’em up. If you arrive without a pumpkin, the VONS is less than a mile away and has TONS of pumpkins, and you can go get one super quick! If you don’t feel like going to VONS, and I’m out of pumpkins, no worries! You can sit right down and make either a haunted house or a halloween necklace.
So you see, I am prepared. Anyway you slice it, we’ve got crafting for you, and we have delicious cocktails to boot.
It’s that time of year, time to avoid visiting vacation spots called names like “Axe Murder Hollow” and perhaps not send the kids to Camp Crystal Lake this year… or the year after that… or maybe even, well… why not just NEVER send them there? And if you see a group of ghosts walking up to you, try to just act supernatural, and don’t spook unless spooken to, that’s just apparitional manners. It’s okay to talk to mummies though, I heard they really know how to keep things under wraps. And if you’re wondering why that skeleton on Sunset won’t cross the road, it’s plain to see, he just doesn’t have the guts, poor guy. Another fall tip is to make sure to keep up your e-payments to your exorcist, lest you are repossessed, we don’t have any priests at Akbar to help with that, as far as I know.
Anyway, see you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain
