
Project: Gay PROUD Crafts!
$2 processing fee, please
$4 Cosmopolitans • The Akbar Cosmo: The Uncola
• SPECIAL DANCING PLAYLIST FROM DJ KONTROLTOPP PANNYHOSE!!!
• RAINBOW MARGARITA CUPCAKES FROM CRAFT LIEUTENANT LEBRONICA!!!
• TATER TOTTSSSSS!
It’s Time to Celebrate the Queerness of the Nation!
The positive force of dancing beats, rainbow treats and weird foods is coming at you TONIGHT in positive celebration of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) people! With tater tots and tequila we shall promote our self-affirmation and increase our visibility as a social group. I’m not saying you have to be gay to come in here and have a rainbow cupcake, and I’m not saying that our rainbow cupcakes will turn you gay either (might make your glycemic index rise a bit but that’s all).
What I AM saying is that:
1.) We’re still fighting for the right to marry, among other things.
2.) People are still “weirded out” by queerness and they don’t know why
3.) Not enough people know about THIS
4.) Or THIS
5.) Or even THIS
6.) Which makes you want to play THIS over and over again for no apparent reason.
Anyway, it’s always deluxe, but tonight it’s SUPER GAY DELUXE so you might as well get your butt in here to see what we have for you. It’s good, it’s just so good!
See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain
www.crafthead.com
www.akbarsilverlake.com
