This Wednesday March 21st, 2012 from 9pm until 12-ish at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Springtime Flower Pot Painting Craft!
$2 Processing fee, please
$4 Cosmo Drink Special – Bloom with some Cosmo Flower Power tonight!
The Vernal Equinox has all the flowers saying “Let’s Party!” and so we’re bringing you the chance to paint a lil’ flower pot to your heart’s content. Birth, renewal and regrowth are here for the taking, get rid of the old, bring in the new! If you’ve been draggin’ yer feet and feeling the mulligrubs, let CraftNight gently guide you toward a way to reclaim your life your job your house your bathroom (etc.) in an obnoxiously colorful way!
According to the internet (and the internet knows everything)
Spring has many customs:
1.) Christians are coloring eggs to throw at Jesus for when he finally wakes up!
2.) Buddhists are listening to the band Nirvana and hoping to get a free guitar pick from the river of existence.
3.) Iranians are buying new clothes made out of old lentils
4.) Earth Day decrees that everyone must wear sandals and eat at least one soy product when the moon rises.
5.) Lots of Jewish people are getting ready to cook a brisket and leave one plate out for an invisible guy.
6.) People in China are whipping clay oxen and waving flags.
7.) In Germany, fairies and sprites are crawling out of the woodwork to kill everyone! Quick! Light fires!
8.) There’s an ongoing argument in Sweden over whether it’s a circle dance or a ribbon dance around the May Pole.
9.) Any moment now we should be seeing the feathered serpent that the ancient Mayans will send down the stairway of Chichén Itzå
10.) And yes, there is cultural significance to “Spring Cleaning.” Move your body! Expand the confines of your living space! Clean and organize your Tupperware cabinet! Get into the yard and grow something! Walk outside more frequently! Shake hands with Mother Nature!
Anyway, as you know, you don’t have to bring anything to CraftNight, just yourself, your friends, enough dough for a cocktail or two, and two bucks for the skull at the Craft Table. Come over and play! Flower pots await your paintbrush!
See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain
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