TONIGHT! Wednesday, July 6th, 2011 from 9pm (ish) – midnight (or later) at Akbar it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Windsocks
$2 Processing fee, please
$4 Cosmopolitans! When in doubt, order an Akbar cosmo… and do jazz hands. It helps.
I write this on the heel of parades, fireworks and hot dogs.
I’m here to talk about the wind, and YOUR windsock.
The sun shines, and the wind blows, my friend, and if you’ve no windsock to tell you what direction the wind is blowing, and how fast the wind is blowing… well, all I can say is, this is Tinseltown, look out for the blowhards, baby.
If you’ve got the time, come in and color/decorate your windsock, it will act as a talisman for your front door, your office area, your car that you drive to and fro. If someone is talking your ear off with hot air, your windsock will immediately let you know if it’s gale force, or just a pedantic breeze that will be over soon.
When the Santa Anas come blowing through, you’ll be ready. When the wind is low, your windsock will droop. When the wind is high, per FAA standards, a properly working windsock will fully extend at 15 knots! Don’t you want that for yourself? A fully functioning windsock decorated to YOUR specifications? It’ll feel like they named an airport after you!
Windsocks come in all manner of shapes and sizes, seriously, there is no shortage of “decorative windsocks” from rainbow spinners to turkeys, snowmen, chili peppers, swordfish and hippos in tutus. I’m bringing lots of felt and extra glue to ensure that you have the capability to achieve true greatness this evening.
See you at the Craft Table!
JP Craft Captain
