This Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 from 9pm – midnight at Akbar it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: WOODLAND ANIMAL NECKLACES
$2 Processing fee, please
$4 Cosmos (if you know who Carrie Bradshaw is, you know what I’m talkin’ about)
Do stoplights, pinball machines, shredded cereal and flush toilets make a town civilized? The answer is NO!
That’s why we’re making Woodland Animal Necklaces, to wear an outside emblem of our wild nature.
We refuse to be tamed, we are one with the moon!
Adorn your necklace with your choice of feral mitten-wearing rabbit, rabid scarf-laden raccoon, or a positively fierce and predatory earmuff-wearing bird! I’m telling you, one look at this necklace, and people will know you’re the king of the beasts… the largely indigenous North American beast species, that is. Wear your animal amulet to the office, and don’t be surprised if everyone responds, throwing off their clothing and building forts out tiny red straws and coffee napkins, because that’s what this necklace does to people.
You have no excuse.
There’s nothing to stand in the way of your creativity at CraftNight.
You don’t have to go shopping for supplies, we already have them here for you.
You don’t have to think of a theme, as you can see from this e-mail, one already exists.
You don’t have to stop for cocktails, we have the best ones here at Akbar.
And you don’t have to worry about music, or chairs, or tables, or meeting fabulous new people, again… it’s all here.
You don’t even need to worry about whether your craft is “good” or “bad” because, existentially, your craft can only suck as much as you want it to; the meaning you give to it is how it exists.
The one component we need, the one thing missing, the thing CraftNIght needs most is YOU.
YOU keep CraftNight alive.
See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain
PS – Special thanks to Arlen Jones for naming the components to a perfect CraftNight while making spaghetti.
PPS – Yes, this is what a bullet blasting through five colors of Pla-Doh looks like.
