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Pinecone Turkeh • November 19th, 2013

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Wednesday November 19th, 2013 from 9pm to midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Pinecone Turkeys
$2 Donation, por favor
$4 DRINK SPECIAL>>> The Lyla! The Ginger Beer and Whiskey Combo that’ll jiggle yer gristle! 

It’s the LAST CraftNight of November, next week, CraftNight has the night off, and you can come to the bar and DANCE until you’ve lost 10 lbs so that you can go gorge yourself on turkey and feel free and easy about your vivacious waist.

This means, if you want November to go out in crafty style, a pinecone turkey might just be quite the conversation piece at the table this year. The charm of a garden variety pinecone that has been anthropomorphized into one of America’s most popular birds is a great way to get to know people. You could make one of these and put it on a box that holds a pie.

Or you could make a pinecone turkey and stare at it for way to long, developing strange feelings about pine trees, holidays, large meals, canned cranberry sauce, gravy boats, football, inflatable cartoon characters, and relatives that you STILL haven’t figured out whether you like or not after all these years.

However it all turns out, your pinecone turkey will have your back. The two of you can take on anything together.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

 

 

Posted by on November 19, 2013 in Uncategorized

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Gnarly Napkin Rings • November 13th, 2013

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TONIGHT! Wednesday November 13th, 2013 from 9pm to midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Napkin Rings
$2 Donation, por favor
$4 NEW DRINK SPECIAL!!! >>> The Lyla! The Ginger Beer and Whiskey Combo that’ll make yer Mama PROUD!

NO LONGER will the napkin ring bullies come walkin’ around to pick on you.

That’s because we’re making napkin rings for the table for that all-important holiday on November 28th, a holiday that calls for wrapping napkins in little holders before the feast. The napkin ring bullies are always walking around, giving people a hard time about their napkins, showing little concern for the feelings of others. CraftNight offers protection from these napkin ring bullies by offering you the chance to design and build as many napkin rings as you need for Thanksgiving.

We’ll even offer you the chance to create a personal napkin ring just for you, nevermind extended family and their various place settings. I’ll show you how to make one with buttons, I’ll show you how to make a napkin ring out of felt, and even napkin rings with fingerprints that form a whimsical turkey motif.

Napkin ring bullies need to know that “This aggression will not stand, man.” But until they do, we’re here to stop napkin ring bullies in their tracks, they’ll be so dazzled by your crafty napkin rings that you made yourself, it might even open a dialogue, and they’ll sit down and make napkin rings of their own.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

 

Posted by on November 13, 2013 in Uncategorized

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Leaf Leaf Wreath Wreath • November 6th, 2013

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TONIGHT! Wednesday November 6th, 2013 from 9pm to midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Felt Leaf Wreath!
$2 Donation, por favor
$4 NEW DRINK SPECIAL!!! >>> The Lyla! A Ginger Beer and whiskey combo that’ll kick up your heels!

Have you been staring at the door to your igloo, apartment, garage, mansion, shack, (whatever) and gazed at the entryway and thought to yourself “If only I had a wreath with the warm hues of the season to grace the exterior of my dwelling.” Tonight the fantasy can come true, and you can live bigger than the outdoors with your very own home made fall leaf wreath!

In ancient times, a harvest wreath would be hung on the door to help prevent crop failure and plagues. Since there seems to be no shortage of coughing and hacking sick people all around the city right now, you could consider this a preventative measure to ward off the sickly vibes of the flu! The new pagan fall wreath: Better than the flu shot! Or, you could even use your fall wreath as a meditative intentional piece that reminds you to get enough groceries for the Thanksgiving dinner you’ll be cooking in a few weeks.

The one you make tonight won’t be made with home made leaves, although if you find some skittering around on the ground that are colorful enough for this purpose, by all means, bring them in and use ’em!

I have sticky-back felt leaves, some foam leaves, and I’ll have a template for you to cut out your wreath shape from chip board, which means it doesn’t have to be round. You can make a trapezoid or rhombus wreath! And I’ll be bringing all that good scrumple for you to gussy it up, you know, gems, googly eyes, yarn, the stuff to help you really celebrate your way. 

A night to remember, you and your wreath just a walkin’ down the street singin’ do wah diddy diddy dum diddee doo!

See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain

www.crafthead.com

www.akbarsilverlake.com

 

Posted by on November 6, 2013 in Uncategorized

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B.Y.O. PUMPKIN! • October 20th, 2013

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TONIGHT! October 30th, 2013 from 9pm – midnight or later, at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!
Project: BYO- PUMPKIN! 
$2 Processing fee
$4 Cosmopolitans! The Akbar Cosmo: The Real Halloween Spirit!
View Gothtober: 31 Days, 31 Artists, see it all from your screen, FREE ART, YAY!

It’s B.Y.O.P. tonight, and by “P” I mean PUMPKIN!

If you arrive without a pumpkin, I’ll have an auxiliary craft for you to do, but for the rest of you: Bring your pumpkin over here, I’ll have tarps, implements of destruction, bowls for dropping guts, bags for saving seeds (in case you want to roast some) and candles to light them and gaze at your new creation!

But the one thing I will NOT have… is pumpkins. You have to B.Y.O.P. okay? VONS is just around the corner, find an orange squash, purchase it and bring it on over for a carving good time!

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.akbarsilverlake.com

www.crafthead.com

 

Posted by on October 30, 2013 in Uncategorized

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Door Hanger that Goes BUMP in the Night! • Oct. 23rd, 2013

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TONIGHT! October 23rd, 2013 from 9pm – midnight or later, at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!
Project: Ghost Door Hanger Craft! Deluxe!  
$2 Processing fee
$4 Cosmopolitans! The Akbar Cosmo: Here’s to Good Times, Tonight is Kinda Special! 
View Gothtober: 31 Days, 31 Artists, see it all from your screen, FREE ART, YAY!

Whatever you do, don’t turn out the lights or hang out with this ghost door hanger alone! Sit against a wall if you must be near it, you don’t want someone (or something) sneaking up on you!

This festive door hanger kit let’s people know that you are totally enamored with pumpkins, bats, ghosts, the color orange, the color purple, the word “BOO!” and all the treats and trappings of the Halloween season. It’s actually super adorable, it’s not going to keep anyone awake at night, or terrify anyone at all, unless they have a phobia of self-adhesive foam pieces, or an allergy to googly eyes.

Next week we are carving PUMPKINS! If you’d like me to reserve/purchase your pumpkin for you, email me: julianna.parr@gmail.com   I’ll also have a sign-up sheet for pumpkin reservations at CraftNight tonight.

I’m asking $5.00 a pumpkin (you can get a couple small pumpkins or one medium/smallish pumpkin for $5)  reserve  yours today!

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

www.akbarsilverlake.com

www.crafthead.com

 

Posted by on October 23, 2013 in Uncategorized

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