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This Wednesday, July 26th, 2017 from 9pm until midnight (or later) it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
TONIGHT! This Wednesday, July 19th, 2017 from 9pm until midnight (or later) it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Summer Smörgasbord
$3 Donation Please
$4 Drink specials! Akbar: Class in a Glass!
The cavalcade of many craft choices continues! As you know, CraftNight is just about EVERY week, and while many of you show up to do the craft, I sometimes have leftovers. I save the crafting leftovers so that we can have these exciting summertimes of MANY choices!
As you know, usually I tote ONE project for the evening, but this entire month of July is dedicated to a variety of summertime choices that will please everyone! Take advantage of the exciting selection offered! I’m also putting out some newly acquired sparkly bits and pieces that you’re sure to take pleasure in using, I’ll see you tonight if you’re into it.
See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain
UPCOMING CRAFTS, ETC.
More CraftNights on the horizon, every Wednesday at Akbar 9pm: July 19th, 26th, and August 2nd!
Annnnd in case you’re reading… Gothtober is accepting applications.
July 31st – Bet Yer Bottom Bingo!!! 8pm – 10pm • 6 Games • Boys, Girls, Balls, Win like a WINNAHHHH!!! More details? Here they are.
This Wednesday, July 12th, 2017 from 9pm until midnight (or later) it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Summer Variety!
$3 Donation Please
$4 Drink specials! Akbar: High Performance Delivered
Elysian Park alone has had FIVE fires since June 30th, that’s a lot of fires!
We’ve entered fire season early, the June gloom has given way to parched skies warming tiny bundles of tinder in the forests just waiting to combust into trouble. When it’s like this, I feel like hosing off my brain, as if my thoughts are akin to the dry and flammable kindling of the southland’s thirsty hillsides.
To help this sizzling seventh month along, the crafts this week continue to be selections from the vault. You must understand: 15 years of CraftNight means, effectively, 750 nights of hosting crafts every single week. There have been leftover supplies from time to time, I don’t throw them away. I save them for summertime! This meansI have a sweeping assortment of projects for you to choose from, from old classics, to wonderful weirdness!
Will you make a clothespin airplane? A princess castle? Will you decorate a doorknob hanger? Do let’s find out! Cool off that rainless brain of yours, bring it in from outside, give it something creative to do, along with some shade and a refreshing cocktail. Treat your cerebellum oblongata to a night of delicious diversion.
See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain
UPCOMING CRAFTS, ETC.
It’s Cruise at the Eagle July 12th, did you know? Check it!
More CraftNights on the horizon, every Wednesday at Akbar 9pm: July 19th, 26th, and August 2nd!
Annnnd in case you’re reading… Gothtober is accepting applications.
July 31st – Bet Yer Bottom Bingo!!! 8pm – 10pm • 6 Games • Boys, Girls, Balls, Win like a WINNAHHHH!!!
TONIGHT! Wednesday, June 5th, 2017 from 9pm until midnight (or later) it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Surprise!
$3 Donation Please
$4 Drink specials! Akbar: It’s as Good as Everyone Told You!
1.) Is there CraftNight tonight? – YES!
1.) Does your Craft Captain know what tonight’s craft is? – NO!
3.) Will the craft be fun, no matter what it is? – YES!
I’ve been out of town, and many things have happened since I saw you, and you know what? I’d really like to see you tonight, if you have the time. Having arrived in town only recently, I don’t have an exact plan for the craft we are doing, but such a thing isn’t even a hiccup in the certainty of being able to provide for you a craft experience that will be gladly satisfactory.
It’s HOT outside, and the forecast shows that the week will only get hotter. Why not treat yourself to a cocktail, some crafts, a bit of air conditioning, some camaraderie in a lovely queer-friendly atmosphere, summer nightlife, under the waxing gibbous that is our little ol’ moon?
See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain
NO CRAFTS TONIGHT! Wednesday, June 21st, 2017
Dear Crafters, it is indeed VERY unusual to have TWO WEEKS of no crafts, but there it is! I no longer have the flu, but now I am up north giving my family utmost priority because we’re all going through a family emergency thing.
CraftNight will be back next week, so check in by visiting www.craftnightlosangeles.com or visiting CraftNight on FB.
See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain
are welcome!
