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May 4th, 2011 • Lil’ Sombreros

May 04

This Wednesday, May 4th, 2011 from 9pm until midnight, at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Lil’ Sombreros, Happy Cinco de Mayo!
$2 processing fee, please
$4 cosmopolitan drink special

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Maybe you don’t think of yourself as a sombrero person. I’m here to change that. It’s a VERY good time to start making crazy changes, grand sweeping gestures, complete overhauls, spring cleaning, etc.

These sombreros were most probably vacu-formed in a facility in China, sold to people in America, thus, they are Chinese-American hats that celebrate Mexico, very multi-culti. They are small and could perhaps fit a cat (not recommended.) I think their original use was to put salsa in the brim for your handful of tortilla chips.

These lil’ plastic sombreros need YOU. They are sort of bland, not even remotely worthy of the excitement that they could promise, they need you to give them an attractive combination of vitality and glamour. You can do this, because, come to think of it, you are a sombrero person.
The weather is calling you to our lovely neighborhood oasis, don’t miss this opportunity to show off your new tiny hat, you can do the easiest Mexican Hat Dance in existence.

Muy Caliente!

See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain

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