TONIGHT! September 28th, 2011 at Akbar from 9pm until the cows come home it’s CRAFTNIGHT!
DJ DIRTHOLE spinning rare and classic DISCO for your derriere
Tonight’s Craft: Shrinky Dinks
$2 processing fee please
$4 cosmos (a favorite of the dearly departed Carl Sagan, it is rumored…)
Many of you don’t know this, which is why I’ll tell you now: I am a Certified Shrinky Dink Disco Technician.
I know what you’re thinking, but no… really, I have over 10 years of training, and as far as heat-based crafts go, I’m an expert in the field. You have nothing to fear, shrinky dinks and disco are here.
Do you even know what a shrinky dink is?!?
Heavens to Betsy if you don’t, you really need to come to CraftNight, because it is absolutely one of the most magical things you can make. Shrinky Dinks involve drawing, coloring, heat, plastic, nostalgia… and complete trust and confidence in the toaster oven. If this sounds intriguing, I assure you that it is.
This is our very first Autumn CraftNight, please come in and shake your tail feather to DJ Dirt Hole’s crazy concoction of comprehensive musical selections for your dancing pleasure!
See you at the Craft Table!
JP Craft Captain
