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This Wednesday, April 14th, 2010 from 9pm until 12-ish at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: FUNDIES in yer UNDIES!!!

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$4 Cosmopolitan special, poured by Mr. Mikey, your dashing bartender!

We thought we’d kick it up a notch, we thought we’d get crazy and out-of-hand. We present to you a CraftNight FIRST: FUNDIES in yer UNDIES. What the heck does that even mean, exactly? It means you need to throw away the boring, stow the bowl of noodles and the TV primetime and get your butt in here to find out!

Not to brag or anything, but it will be rather deluxe, possibly even a bit tawdry or perverted or both!

Not to make you curious or wonder if you’ve been having enough fun enough lately but YOU HAVEN’T. Not if you miss this.

The clue is in the title of tonight’s activity. Beyond that I will say no more, I just really really really hope that you will throw down for this one, because we did research, we had a meeting, we delved. Don’t stay in and wonder… come out and EXPERIENCE CraftNight’s “Fundies in yer Undies!”

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

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This Wednesday, April 7th, 2010 from 9pm till midnight-ish, at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: GRAB BAGS
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Mmmm, ah, well. Yes.

The earth shakes, something we know all too well in California. You just never know when, or how much the shaking’s going to rock-n-roll the land around us. Uncertainty is older than dirt, but sometimes it is the very dirt we walk on that reminds us of this handy fact.
Therefore, taking that theme and running with it in an extra corny fashion, is your very own neighborhood CraftNight. What will you craft? That’s an excellent question. I’m gonna sit right down, pour myself some coffee and wrap up about three dozen “mystery craft packets” and whatever you pick on Wednesday night is whatever you MAKE!

It’s GRAB BAG Night!
Pick and choose, you’ve got nothing to lose!
Every special mystery packet packed by hand and with heart, guaranteed to bring delight or confusion, nobody knows which!
There will be sparkly doo-dads, glue, puffballs and things for you to decorate your project, and there will be tunes to craft to, and the extremely good-looking staff at Akbar will be there to keep you company, and there will be varieties of delicious cocktails and our usual Wednesday Night Special: The $4 cosmopolitan.
See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

CraftNight’s Website — Newly Updated for weeks ahead, see what crafts are coming up roses!

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TONIGHT! March 31st, 2010 from 9pm until 12-ish, at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: EASTER EGGS!

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SPECIAL GUEST: DJ E-Z Cheeze! Kickin’ it up a notch, adding color and swirl to your evening.

Eggs: not just for breakfast, but before pagans started being thrown into lion’s dens and being stuck on trees, the epitome of FERTILITY! And guess what? We still like to acknowledge all the baby puppies, kitties, bunnies, lambs and wildflowers and that time of extra green grass and dozens of exciting flora and fauna by taking part in an ancient ritual: coloring the shelled, hard-boiled ovum of a chicken.

The traditional PAAS egg-coloring kits will be here, so will the little wire-thingy you dip the egg into the cup with, AND the crayons AND the glitter glue AND the fun! Celebrate SPRING, gather all that hippy energy and celebrate Mother Earth and the egg-ness of the season!

See you at the Craft Table!

JP Craft Captain

CraftNight’s Site

Akbar’s Site

TONIGHT! Wednesday March 24th, 2010 from 9pm – midnight or so, at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

CRAFT: Amazing clothespin craft!!!

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SPECIAL MUSICAL GUEST STARS: The Scumbags • Music to craft by at Akbar!

The sensationalism and puffery that comes with the true and understated brilliance of making clothespin crafts threatens to maniacally restructure the Silverlake social landscape. Don’t worry though, in this postmodern bric-a-brac bricolage world, it really does come down to the quiet and pleasurable act of gluing, painting, and seeing. We’re going to get vast with our mental possibilities, shut out all those distractions, and see what craftiness can be done with a clothespin.

The clothespin I’ll hand to you is the old-fangled kind, two pieces of wood with the little metal springy-thingy that makes it clamp tight to anything. I tried clamping one on my earlobe, it was uncomfortable. It was a crisp, uncomplicated pain, what else could one expect from an item that needs to hold up wet sheets on a clothesline? Have you ever seen a butterfly clothespin magnet? It’s like being immersed in another world to see one of these, it’s both beautiful, and slightly useful… strange, beguiling, comforting. On a planet where the rapid heartbeat of the multitasking masses are daily curdling mornings and nights into blocks of jam-packed efficiency… the clothespin butterfly can help bring us back to us.

You don’t have to make a butterfly though, you can just paint yours a cool color, or make it into a tiny replica of someone you know, or turn it into a desert animal or write a really tiny poem on it. Tiny poems should just be everywhere anyway, not just on clothespins.

See you at the Craft Table!

JP Craft Captain

PS – I’m in a show in NY at Giant Robot! Check my site JuliannaParr.com I made some dioramas! Should be a great show, lots of tiny art for small spaces!

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This Wednesday, March 17th, 2010 at Akbar from 9pm until 12-ish it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!

Project: Paddy O’ Paper Toys

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Did you know that the Chicago River is dyed green every St. Patrick’s Day? I sure didn’t! Remember to wear green at CraftNight, otherwise you may be pinched affectionately by one of your fellow crafters!

We’ve a bevy of funtime paper toys depicting Irish items and the general Wearing of the Green. You color them, cut them, assemble them, and wow people with fantastic amusement from a bygone era! Paper toys are so COOL, yet people don’t ever seem to make enough of them, and we’re here to change that. Come in and see what I’m talking about, and I’m serious about wearing GREEN to CraftNight… hey, it’s your butt, you can decide if you want it pinched or not!

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

CraftNight’s Site

Akbar’s Site