This Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 from 9pm to midnight at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!

Project: Paper Toilet Tube Cavalcade!

$2 Processing Fee, Please

The time for hemming and hawing is over, time for something different. Hey it’s FALL. September is the final month before the indefatigable squadron of seasonal holidays starts clogging up the calendar. It’s time to take a chance. Time to DO SOMETHING with all those gosh darn toilet paper rolls that go needlessly to the trash, or that become recycled all boring-like.

The sheer, boundless number of possible crafts one can make out of a toilet paper tube is mind-bogglingly wonderful. You can make a totem pole, a caterpillar, a smokin’ hot-rod, a very practical pen holder for your very chic and sophisticated workstation, a firecracker with flamin’ hot cheetos inside, puppets of glittery “corporate-socialist” political personalities, a windsock that looks kind of like a grumpy neon ghost, a pair of freaky fuzzy binoculars… I’m tellin’ you, come one, come all, it’s endless prospects over here. Fall-time toilet paper tube crafts at CraftNight can turn any emotional low into a longtime high, just visualize, experiment, construct, paint and decorate and WOW! One of the nation’s classic disposable and overlooked standbys shall be TRANSFORMED by your vision, your fortitude, your whim, and you shall reign supreme.

See you at the Craft Table,

JP Craft Captain

Hey! I updated www.crafthead.com go see what’s coming up in October! Woooo!

And as always, wonderful fuscia $4 cosmopolitans at our neighborhood oasis, AKBAR.