TONIGHT! BINGO IS HERE!!! • 8 to 10pm • Akbarrrrr!!!! High-rollin’ lucky chances at WINNING BIG! GET IT!!!
Then it’s Wednesday Feb 24th, 2016 from 9pm until midnight (or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: OMG PRINCESS CASTLES OMG YOU DESERVE IT!!!!
$3 Processing fee, please
$4 Drink Specials at Akbar: A Little Dab’ll do Ya
ERMAGERD PRINCESS CASTLES!!!!
We have a special craft kit with pink and purple pieces that form a beautiful sparkly, shiny, charming, appealing FORTRESS for you to rule forever and ever because YOU are a princess. That’s right, you.
Here are signifiers of your princess life:
• Whatever you’re wearing is what everyone wants.
• You do activities for the photo ops (Kissing cheeks, cutting ribbons in front of new buildings, handing giant oversized checks to people, christening new boats.)
• You don’t go to the salon, the salon comes to you.
• ANY and ALL imperfections in your mattress make it very difficult for you to sleep.
• You know that tiaras are the shit. They just are.
• Tiny Floofy pets that you don’t have to groom surround you at all times.
• You once saved your sister from getting pierced int he heart with an ice shard.
• The 32 yards of ebullient tresses of hair on your head takes forever to dry after a shower.
• None of your skills, grace, or benevolence was learned, it is simply your birthright.
• Woodland creatures just want to be around you, they follow you around and help you with your princess chores.
• Waving at people is part of the job (elbow, elbow, wrist-wrist-wrist… repeat)
This is the most sovereign craft we’ve ever attempted, arrive and receive the royal treatment from us this Wednesday!
See you at the Craft Table!
JP Craft Captain