Wednesday, August 20th, 2012 from 9pm(ish) until 12(or later) at Akbar, it’s CRAFTNIGHT!
Project: Paper Pony Magnet Magic!
$2 Processing Fee
$4 Cosmopolitans: Reach Out and Touch Someone!
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If the relentless summer temperatures have you feeling like you are a human shrinky dink, you are not alone. You know it’s hot when you see two trees fighting over a dog and the pigeons are gathering sidewalk detritus with potholders. What the hell do you do when it feels like hell?!? You call Satan and tell him to take the day off, then walk into a place with cool drinks, cool air, and cool crafts.
I found some gorgeous cardboard pony shapes, and they’re ready for magic. By magic, I mean the thousand tons of golden awesome that is YOU. Yeah, you’re special, whether you believe it or not. Somewhere in the endless matter of space, there might be a pretty close copy of you, but it’s still not exactly YOU, and your “universe doppelgänger” probably isn’t doing crafts this Wednesday… if they even have Wednesdays wherever that is. Yes yes I digress. Back to the ponies.
You can imagine that your pony is the decorated carousel steed you always wanted to take home with you. Also, it will be so much more easy to deal with this paper pony than a REAL carousel pony made of 300 lbs of carved wood with a 20 foot brass pole stuck through it. Your very own paper pony will be furnished with magnets that will help you display your equine creation on your refrigerator! A pony on the fridge is a dream come true! A pony on the fridge is the future of greatness! A pony on the fridge can be a reminder of how colorful and sparkly you can be, when all you’re doing is reaching for the almond milk! A pony on the fridge! A pony on the fridge! (It’s really fun to chant that… try it!)
Won’t you come and decorate a pretty pony? It’s hot. Tell the heat to go suck an egg. PONIES.
See you at the Craft Table,
JP Craft Captain