This Wednesday May 23rd, 2012 from 9pm until midnight or later at Akbar it’s CRAFTNIGHT!!!
Project: Wooden Planes (two different types!)
$2 Processing fee, please
$4 Cosmos: Think PINK!
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Craft Captain speaking.
On behalf of the flight crew, let me welcome you aboard CraftNight Flight 4356 to Akbar with continuing service to Echo Park, Downtown and Santa Monica. Flight Attendants, we’re cleared for take-off, set phasers for fabulous! We should touch Akbar at 9pm local time, depending on the reported headwind.
(A little later…) Folks, we’ve just hit our cruising altitude of 11,000 feet. I’ve turned on the “Good Times” light, which means you are now free to move about the cabin. The “Enjoy a Cocktail” light will remain on throughout the flight, in compliance with FAA regulations, as well as the “Make your own personal miniature flying wooden airplane at CraftNight” light, but please remember to fasten your seatbelt in case we encounter any overzealous inebriation. At this time, all cell phone ringers must be amplified, in case you hear from friends who need directions to Akbar, or in case you get a booty call and need to text them back and tell them to come to CraftNight if you ain’t puttin’ out.
Please leave your inhibitions and doubts in their upright and locked position, you won’t need them on this trip, and please be careful opening overhead bins, because glittery doohickeys may have shifted during the flight.
We hope you’ve enjoyed your flight! We hope you choose CraftNight Airlines again for your next exciting journey.
Fly the Crafty Skies, See you at the Craft Table!